Was it a sign that teh "Man upstairs" was angry with me?

[amc1980]

Yesterday morning when I woke up I did not feel like going for my six o'clock run. In an effort to get me up and moving I decided to rely on the tried and tested method of indulging in a little "self abuse".

Just as i finished rubbing one out, two heavy files fell off the shelf directly above my bed and landed on my face. Lukily, I was more shocked than injured.

Is this a sign from God? Is he angry with my degenerate non-believing ways?

But on a positive note, I did manage to go for a run and it was great.

[Lord Humungous]

I think it was a sign to stay away from power tools and let someone else hang the shelves

[Diesel1]

When I was a kid, I was at my aunties house sat on the couch. A 3d picture of the last supper fell off the wall and landed on my head. The picture was a big heavy fucker and my head went  right through the glass silent movie stylee. Amazingly I didn't get as much as a scratch on me

[Necrosis]

yes it was, stop jerking off.