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You would be supprized
« on: February 01, 2007, 07:38:08 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 07:39:30 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.

  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash pice of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beatter. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protien patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.
did he say anything back to you?

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 07:40:29 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.

  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash pice of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beatter. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protien patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.
i hate these stupid gym fairy  tales...boring
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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 07:40:57 AM »
did he say anything back to you?

Is this some kind of gay gym-ownage mentor-mentee thing you two have going here?

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 07:42:49 AM »
no I just put my head phones back in and walked away.

But it shows you what a dumb ass he is.

I am only about 185lbs. with 16in. arms.  he just thinks if your not fat or out of shape you must be on " the gas "

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 07:43:32 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.


All three of you are white trash - them for obvious reasons and you for wearing a T-shirt with some gay "Bodybuilding" lingo "Protein patrol" on it.....
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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 07:43:59 AM »
i hate these stupid gym fairy  tales...boring

I can see how it would be but no one told you to read it.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 07:44:11 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.

You guys and your stories ::)...YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 07:45:15 AM »

All three of you are white trash - them for obvious reasons and you for wearing a T-shirt with some gay "Bodybuilding" lingo "Protein patrol" on it.....

It's a Tyson chicken T-shirt and yes I very well maybe white trash.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 07:46:53 AM »
It's a Tyson chicken T-shirt and yes I very well maybe white trash.

If you got it at Free T-Shirt Day at your last NASCAR event, doubt no more.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 07:50:01 AM »
So you've got 16 inch arms and you walk around wearing a t shirt that says, 'protein patrol'. Wow, you're hardcore ::)

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 07:50:36 AM »
If you got it at Free T-Shirt Day at your last NASCAR event, doubt no more.


naw buba I hate nascar.  

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 07:51:36 AM »
So you've got 16 inch arms and you walk around wearing a t shirt that says, 'protein patrol'. Wow, you're hardcore ::)

Ya I know gotta show off those massive guns

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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 07:53:42 AM »
So you've got 16 inch arms and you walk around wearing a t shirt that says, 'protein patrol'. Wow, you're hardcore ::)

haha indeed hahaha

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 08:02:19 AM »
the public is like that now, with Giambi and all. Funny thing is like a year before that scandal I said to everyone at work that Giambi was on steroids and I said Bobby bonds was definitely on. Everyone was like no way, never. And one year later I was right.

Did any of you guys suspect it before the scandal broke?

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2007, 08:04:18 AM »
Jesus H christ...
Kox tells a gym story (that i found mildly interesting though it should have ended up with "so i punched the fucker in the nose and"...) and he gets railroaded....

Lighten the Fvck up. and shadow i know you arent talking with your schizo ass. You start a thread on why the damn sky is blue.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2007, 08:07:34 AM »
Jesus H christ...
Kox tells a gym story (that i found mildly interesting though it should have ended up with "so i punched the fucker in the nose and"...) and he gets railroaded....

Lighten the Fvck up. and shadow i know you arent talking with your schizo ass. You start a thread on why the damn sky is blue.

calm down, champ, it's all in good fun  ::)

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2007, 08:10:33 AM »
the public is like that now, with Giambi and all. Funny thing is like a year before that scandal I said to everyone at work that Giambi was on steroids and I said Bobby bonds was definitely on. Everyone was like no way, never. And one year later I was right.

Did any of you guys suspect it before the scandal broke?

The only thing i say about that is this. I know i might come off as clueless but dude seriously....I put on 25 lbs of muscle in one year one time and that was workin out and eatin a bunch while in school and workin....These athletes have like millions of dollars and can devote all kinds of time into getting big. To me with enough time anyone can get big without roids. I only say that because i dont think the officials looked at bonds' or giambi's body and concluded they were on roids. There was some inside info that leaked that caused all of this. Look at Michael Pittman from college and look at him now. Its like night and day. He is a monster now and he aint never tested positive for nothin. He might have the best body in the nfl.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 08:18:46 AM »
the public is like that now, with Giambi and all. Funny thing is like a year before that scandal I said to everyone at work that Giambi was on steroids and I said Bobby bonds was definitely on. Everyone was like no way, never. And one year later I was right.

Did any of you guys suspect it before the scandal broke?


knew..

all of em are using (used), armstrong etc etc..

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2007, 09:45:04 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.


Gayest "look at me i'm great, cause people think i'm on roids" story since your dadda asked me if I was on roids because my love muscle felt thicker in his ass than it did last time.

ta ta "protein patroller" ahahaha
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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2007, 09:49:06 AM »

Gayest "look at me i'm great, cause people think i'm on roids" story since your dadda asked me if I was on roids because my love muscle felt thicker in his ass than it did last time.

ta ta "protein patroller" ahahaha

your a dumb shit I already stated that I have 16in. arms, ya I relay think I look grate.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2007, 09:52:34 AM »
Oooohhh Meltdown

oh poor Karl has you thread gone shit side up???


Poor little fag and his "interesting" stories I suspect I could find at least 16 spoons in my house with more storytelling ability then yourself

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2007, 10:03:25 AM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.

AHAAHAHAH!!!    Karl, I've done the exact same thing.   Most times I have on the headphones and tune out the world, but occassionally I leave the headphones on and turn the volume off.....it's interesting what others will say about you and others when they think you can't hear em.   Plus I train in San Antonio, Texas so we have a ton of Spanish speakers....I don't speak the language fluently, but I can pick out words and phrases if I concentrate.   I had a friend who's fluently that was training with me one evening and the usual group of Mexican men were in there and I had on the headphones tuning out the world while we trained.   My friend finally stopped me and said, "those guys talked about you for about 5 minutes in Spanish....said you were on drugs, said you were full of shit, said you're not all that," AHAHAHAH!!  Typical bullshit.....a few minutes later we were training next to them again and I left the headphones off, but they continued to speak in Spanish some more and this time my friend translated as they spoke....after a few seconds of eye-ballin them they packed up their shit and moved on....never heard a word out of em again.   Typical pussies.

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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2007, 03:21:46 PM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.


Hey karl!  Did it ever occur to you that when he said "ya he's on the gas" he meant that you must eat a lot of protein, and have a lot of gas :o
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Re: You would be supprized
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2007, 03:26:50 PM »
at what people will say when they think you can't here them.
If you wear headphones in the gym, you next work out have them in your ear just don,t turn them on.


  Yesterday, there was this dumb redneck white trash piece of shit in the gym, with his fat ass wife.  The were both wearing blue jeans and he also had on a wife beater. His arms and legs were small and his gut was fat ( what I like to call skinny fat ).  Well because they were being so loud and annoying I turned my ipod off to be entertained by them.  After he got threw benching 115lbs. he got up and told his wife " Protein patrol "  (thats what it said on the back of my shirt)  " Ya he's on the gas "  I just turned around took my head phones off and said  " if by gas you mean steroids the your fucking stupid.  Just because someone looks better then you that dose not mean they take steroids. Because if that was the case then every one in here would be on them. "   He just stood there and I finished my work out.

hahaha, good one Karl. Unlike most of the gym stories around here, I actually believe yours. I would have liked to seen it personally. Don’t worry, your 16 inch arms probably dwarf 95% of those who attacked you in this thread.
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