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JOHN MATRIX

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I HATE BABIES
« on: February 01, 2007, 02:19:40 PM »
i fucking hate babies so much, it seems like everywhere i go- waiting rooms, stores, even the movies- theres some retard clutching a little bundle of pure noise as if it were designed by satan himself to be as loud and annoying as possible...and its always some disgusting bitch who should never have breeded in the first place...you just silently wish the offending combo would veer off a cliff on the way home.. you know what i mean? i never understood why everyone's natural reaction to a baby is to melt with joy, i see them and am filled with rage
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 02:22:17 PM »
ha ha you have mental problems
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 02:26:33 PM »
give yourself a couple of more years and nature will take over and you will not specifically love them but you will suprise yourself thinking what it would be like having a son that looks up to you and calling you dad ;)

I'm not there yet (no babies I know of) but I have the feeling sometimes, and I promise you nobody was more surprised than myself.
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 02:30:26 PM »
You hate most everything eh?
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 02:33:10 PM »
give yourself an uppercut JOHN MATRIX.  :D
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 02:40:45 PM »
Yes haha

I especially hate thit burka wearing Arab birches allways go around with a perambulator blocking the waling way coz they have to bring at least 9 terrorist baby's to this world and even tho they dont got a baby with them they have the perambulator just to get in the bus fore free

(is perambulator the right word)?
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 03:22:47 PM »
Yeah, i hate babies too.  They suck and add nothing too society.
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 03:24:20 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 01, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
Yes haha

I especially hate thit burka wearing Arab birches allways go around with a perambulator blocking the waling way coz they have to bring at least 9 terrorist baby's to this world and even tho they dont got a baby with them they have the perambulator just to get in the bus fore free

(is perambulator the right word)?

But they make good 12 year old daughters to fuck for you ;) Don't they Slin1
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 03:27:50 PM »
Quote from: Stark on February 01, 2007, 03:24:20 PM
But they make good 12 year old daughters to f**k for you ;) Don't they Slin1

HAHA sometimes i post thing that i regret when i am high or drunk
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 03:28:57 PM »
I bet Matrix was born a full grown adult....
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 03:42:34 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 01, 2007, 03:27:50 PM
HAHA sometimes i post thing that i regret when i am high or drunk

Oh man that was serioulsy something you should not have posted back than  :o But hey let's move on ;D
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 03:52:02 PM »
I fucking hates babies too! Just the other day on the subway there was a pair of twins in a double stroller that just wouldn't shut the fuck up. I was so annoyed that I wanted to chuck the fucking things right onto the tracks, maybe then they'd shut the fuck up. The mother of the two was a fatass bitch that was munching on a bag of doritos and littering the the subway cart with crumbs. The bitch just munched down the entire bag despite 10 fucking signs saying "NO EATING, DRINKING OR SMOKING."
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 04:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 01, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
Yes haha

I especially hate thit burka wearing Arab birches allways go around with a perambulator blocking the waling way coz they have to bring at least 9 terrorist baby's to this world and even tho they dont got a baby with them they have the perambulator just to get in the bus fore free

(is perambulator the right word)?
hahahahahah '9 terrorist babies'
its almost always the ..uh...'undesireable' members of society that have the most babies, they come in with like 3-4 kids all within one year of each other in age, completely undisciplined and just getting in the way, and of course the mother is PREGNANT meaning yet another one is on the way. you just know these kids are going to really contribute to society ::)
america needs to impliment the one-child rule.
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 05:52:58 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 01, 2007, 03:27:50 PM
HAHA sometimes i post thing that i regret when i am high or drunk

Happens to the best of us ;D.  That was funny shit though.

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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 05:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Big Nutz on February 01, 2007, 05:52:58 PM
Happens to the best of us ;D.  That was funny shit though.


Epic, it should have been moved into the Hall ofShameandFame on getbig ;D ... I have never seen somebody editing and regretting his thread as fast as you have Slin1 :D
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2007, 05:57:57 PM »
Ya, I was thinking....did he just say 12?? ??? I like the young ones too, but damn brother!
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2007, 05:58:09 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 01, 2007, 02:19:40 PM
i fucking hate babies so much, it seems like everywhere i go- waiting rooms, stores, even the movies- theres some retard clutching a little bundle of pure noise as if it were designed by satan himself to be as loud and annoying as possible...and its always some disgusting bitch who should never have breeded in the first place...you just silently wish the offending combo would veer off a cliff on the way home.. you know what i mean? i never understood why everyone's natural reaction to a baby is to melt with joy, i see them and am filled with rage

lol bro that is not healthy. Think about what Arnold would do. He would pass right by without paying any heed.
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2007, 06:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Big Nutz on February 01, 2007, 05:57:57 PM
Ya, I was thinking....did he just say 12?? ??? I like the young ones too, but damn brother!

She looked like 15 and said she was ;)... dudes let's move on he probably popped the youngest "girl" on getbig, but let's not judge the man hastily... I mean he could have been drunk or stoned.
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 06:13:57 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 01, 2007, 02:19:40 PM
i fucking hate babies so much, it seems like everywhere i go- waiting rooms, stores, even the movies- theres some retard clutching a little bundle of pure noise as if it were designed by satan himself to be as loud and annoying as possible...and its always some disgusting bitch who should never have breeded in the first place...you just silently wish the offending combo would veer off a cliff on the way home.. you know what i mean?

I know exactly what you mean. They are the works of the devil disguised to be an apparent "bundle of joy".
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2007, 06:31:55 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on February 01, 2007, 05:58:09 PM
lol bro that is not healthy. Think about what Arnold would do. He would pass right by without paying any heed.
thats because he would have been the father ;D
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2007, 06:35:03 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 01, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
thats because he would have been the father ;D

LMAO!
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2007, 06:58:11 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 01, 2007, 02:19:40 PM
i fucking hate babies so much, it seems like everywhere i go- waiting rooms, stores, even the movies- theres some retard clutching a little bundle of pure noise as if it were designed by satan himself to be as loud and annoying as possible...and its always some disgusting bitch who should never have breeded in the first place...you just silently wish the offending combo would veer off a cliff on the way home.. you know what i mean? i never understood why everyone's natural reaction to a baby is to melt with joy, i see them and am filled with rage

Since being gay you won't have babies its a good thing.  Is there anyway you can just kill yourself now and get it over with.
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2007, 08:11:38 PM »
i want a little baby girl that pulls me all over the mall and calls me daddy !  :)


someday....
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Re: I HATE BABIES
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2007, 01:02:34 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on February 01, 2007, 05:58:09 PM
lol bro that is not healthy. Think about what Arnold would do. He would pass right by without paying any heed.

It's not healthy to compare EVERY living aspect to Arnold.  :)
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