Viagra.. IMPORTANT INFORMATION

[AVBG]

In  Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For  example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of  Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call  Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



The  FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful  consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that  it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were  Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,  Ibepokin.



Pfizer  Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,  and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as  a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a  stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives  new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good  old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the  name of: MOUNT & DO.!



Thought  for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra  today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should  be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and  absolutely no recollection of what to do with  them.

[Stark]

Thought  for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra  today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should  be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and  absolutely no recollection of what to do with  them.

Priceless

[Johnny Big Nutz]

In  Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For  example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of  Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call  Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



The  FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful  consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that  it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were  Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,  Ibepokin.



Pfizer  Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,  and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as  a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a  stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives  new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good  old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the  name of: MOUNT & DO.!



Thought  for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra  today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should  be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and  absolutely no recollection of what to do with  them.

Hahah....soo true.

[24KT]

The FDA has published recent warnings against buying generic erectile dysfunction drugs in Mexico.

here's a recent news story:

Washington Moves To Halt Illicit Mexican Pharmaceutical Trade

Arturo Escobar, MNA ONLINE

MEXICO CITY (MNA) - At the urging of Washington, Mexico's Congress approved a bill Friday that would put a halt to the recent escalation in prescription pharmaceutical sales. Of paramount concern for officials on both sides of the border, is the sale of drugs designed to treat erectile dysfunction. The demand is so strong, that vendors no longer resort to selling it on the black-market, but over-the-counter. Often the product has been adulterated by other substances in order to stretch profits. Many men are buying "black market" erectile dysfunction pills both name brands and generic from Mexican mail-order drug stores. The U.S Food & Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the drugs with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans in order to extend profits. The results are horrible....