I'll give you the same advice I gave Shifted Shapes.
Call all your friends and organize a day out at a major sporting event. Odds are, they're feeling bored too and would welcome a day out. Baseball, basketball, football, whatever. Designate a driver and just cut loose. Have a cheat day - eat some hot dogs and drink some beer and enjoy the game. Maybe paint yourself up like some of those psycho fans do and cheer for your team.
By the time the game is 3/4 through, I guarantee your boredom will be cured. You'll have left the stresses of your daily life behind and you'll have a nice buzz going and a belly full of nitrates. That's the time to strip down and streak it. No half measures, I'm talking about a true buck-assed streak here. If you've been doing your cardio and you have a good escape plan and your friends helping you, I'll give you a 20% chance of getting away. Good luck.