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IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« on: February 01, 2007, 06:09:44 PM »
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 06:18:18 PM »
No, he looks more like Chris Isaak there.  Elvis was too soft.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 06:25:45 PM »
Lets see. Puffy face, sideburns, fat stomach. Has to be Cutler.



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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 06:31:58 PM »
Quote from: Sergio Rules 77 on February 01, 2007, 06:25:45 PM
Lets see. Puffy face, sideburns, fat stomach. Has to be Cutler.



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personally i dont see any difference between old dougie and cutler

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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 06:32:38 PM »
Milos Sarcev is Elvis Presley
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 06:34:03 PM »
Quote from: AVBG on February 01, 2007, 06:32:38 PM
Milos Sarcev is Elvis Presley

hahahahaha That's a cool pic.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM »
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 06:38:39 PM »
Elvis could weild his cock like nunchuku.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 06:42:27 PM »
Quote from: gtbro1 on February 01, 2007, 06:34:03 PM
hahahahaha That's a cool pic.


ahhhem... "Thank you very much"
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 06:43:57 PM »
alexxx's dream is to be in a threesome with elvis and steve reeves.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 06:45:34 PM »
Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.

As well as Mike Stone. Cannot leave him out just for the fact that he was banging Priscella on the side! Any man that can bang the Kings WIFE, is just THE MAN.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 06:46:07 PM »
Quote from: YoungBlood on February 01, 2007, 06:45:34 PM
As well as Mike Stone. Cannot leave him out just for the fact that he was banging Priscella on the side! Any man that can bang the Kings WIFE, is just THE MAN.

 ;D

Her personal trainer lol.

The king of kings?

He'll forever be known for that alone.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 06:46:59 PM »
its funny how all these gay cocks love to claim how the beatles started rock and roll and shit, Elvis came first and raped the beatles.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 07:03:39 PM »
Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:46:07 PM
;D

Her personal trainer lol.

The king of kings?

He'll forever be known for that alone.

And you're known for?

What was that?

I'm sorry, you've got to speak up, I can't hear you.

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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 07:04:37 PM »
 ???
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2007, 07:06:00 PM »
Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.

HAHA its well known he pratically gave elvis those belts as Elvis was so off his nut on drugs that he diddnt want to upset him and he was getting paid major money by Elvis.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2007, 07:09:31 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 01, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Elvis came first and raped the beatles.

Elvis just copied black bluesmen on Beale Street. The same street his clothing supplier, Lansky Bros., was located. I'm not positive, but I think Lansky's is now known as BB Kings Blues Club.
Elvis used to watch guys like Big Boy Crudup, Pee Wee Crayton, BB King, T-Bone Walker, and numerous others in addition to the guys like Frank Sinatra and the balladeers he also copied.
So, The Beatles idolized the King, and they were contemporary artists alongside the Stones, but of the aforementioned, neither of them "invented" rock and roll.
Sam Phillips, though he never admitted to it, I'm sure he was paraphrased as saying "if I could just find a white man that sang like a negro, I would make a million dollars." Well, he was correct. And Elvis was his man that proved him to be correct.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2007, 07:10:06 PM »
My cousin Dean stands 6'3" has blue eyes and looks EXACTLY like Elvis.

Lucky bastard.

He's probably the only person I would go out clubbing with and I was the "ugly friend". ;D
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 07:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Groink on February 01, 2007, 07:10:06 PM
My cousin Dean stands 6'3" has blue eyes and looks EXACTLY like Elvis.

Lucky bastard.

He's probably the only person I would go out clubbing with and I was the "ugly friend". ;D

monster modesty bro!  ;D
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2007, 07:11:20 PM »
Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
???

Think about it. You're telling me that all Mike Stone will ever be known for, is nailing the King's wife. And we're twenty-somethings talking on a message board how many years (at least 25-30 after it happened) about it.
So, what are you known for, besides being an internet nobody called "realkarateblackbelt?"
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2007, 07:13:18 PM »
Quote from: YoungBlood on February 01, 2007, 07:11:20 PM
Think about it. You're telling me that all Mike Stone will ever be known for, is nailing the King's wife. And we're twenty-somethings talking on a message board how many years (at least 25-30 after it happened) about it.
So, what are you known for, besides being an internet nobody called "realkarateblackbelt?"

deep. :)
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2007, 07:14:07 PM »
Quote from: realkarateblackbelt on February 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
The king was a tenth degree black belt in karate, taught by Kempo master Ed Parker.

elvis was what? 75 years old!!!

only the oldest sensei had 10 degrees black belt..........

elvis had only a black belt (easy one too, can this be verify?... more like green to me)

i know you are joking!.... maybe not :-\
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2007, 07:14:33 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on February 01, 2007, 07:06:00 PM
HAHA its well known he pratically gave elvis those belts as Elvis was so off his nut on drugs that he diddnt want to upset him and he was getting paid major money by Elvis.

hahaha Yes, the knowledgeable people know that.  ;D

Ed Parker gave him at least 8th degree (seriously) and insisted Elvis was skilled. Anyone else would have to be some master that devoted their life to kempo, but not Elvis.
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2007, 07:23:26 PM »
Quote from: AVBG on February 01, 2007, 07:11:04 PM
monster modesty bro!  ;D

Yeah i didn't mean to come across THAT egotistical.

Instead of "only" I'll say "one of the few".
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Re: IF ELVIS PRESLEY WAS A BODYBUILDER HE WOULD LOOK LIKE.............
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2007, 07:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Groink on February 01, 2007, 07:23:26 PM
Yeah i didn't mean to come across THAT egotistical.

Instead of "only" I'll say "one of the few".


I know what you mean Groink. Hey is Alex23 out of the squad?
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