What I love in this silly, one-sided joke of a report is that they are claiming that global warming is basically irreversible!
*http://kevxml2a.verizon.net/_1_2OD7TO103JIRLYO__vzn.isp/apnws/story.htm?kcfg=apart&sin=D8N1CQDO1&qcat=intl&ran=17222&passqi=&feed=ap&top=1Fantastic!
Does this mean that all these tree hugging, non-bath taking, bark munching morons will go away now?
Will the 350lb., walking whale known as Al Gore, a guy whose ass probably releases more noxious chemicals from its pucker in a weekend of snacking at Taco Bell, McDonalds and Burger King than ten fat rendering plants do in a year, please go away now?
I mean, well, it’s over. It’s irreversible. We're doomed.
Yippee.
Now shut up.
*By irreversible, these joke scientists mean centuries. But the way the looney left states it, we'll be doomed soon if we don't start changing now. So I figure there won't be anyone to save centuries from now anyway, right? Are we not now past the point of no return?
Wait, I'm confused.
Is Paris the fire crotch? No, wait. It's Lindsey, right? Left? Who are the others? Where's Jack Bauer? Who is saving the cheerleader? When will CBS fire Katie (I always look like I'm having a stroke) Couric? What's a Stewie Griffin?