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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2007, 10:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 03, 2007, 09:35:50 AM
Does your gay mate share razors and dildos with you?

he lived in Toronto & I moved back to England (so we didn't share much these last 10 years...

we spoke on the phone alot.




I've just heard 2 weeks ago that he died.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2007, 10:15:38 AM »
Anyone know the place to sell your DNA?  I've got all the anti-viruses. 


I need to meet the scientist who is working on this.

I have them writing to me from the Blood Donor Clinic (yep, I give regular, I've an uncommon blood type), saying that I've got the anti-virus for hep and they want my plasma.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2007, 10:20:42 AM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(

Why don't you just play Russian Roulette instead?   :-\
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2007, 10:24:01 AM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on February 03, 2007, 10:20:42 AM
Why don't you just play Russian Roulette instead?   :-\

I think he or she was just having us on and wanted to see what we would say. 




Bang bang, you're dead?
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2007, 10:36:11 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 10:07:23 AM
I've just heard 2 weeks ago that he died.

Haha, what a fucking gimmick you are :)
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2007, 03:41:16 PM »
wearing two condoms is not recommended.

can tear much easier that way.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2007, 03:42:27 PM »
oh i dont know how bout not having sex with crack whores that could solve the two condom problem
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2007, 04:23:52 PM »
get on anti-virals right away and start having your blood tested every week, the changes are subtle, but they can start to detect "signs" of the virus long before three months have passed. GO NOW.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2007, 04:49:56 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 02, 2007, 05:07:27 PM
dude you can still catch shit with a conny on get your ass tested and stay away from them prostitutes

Take it from Dude Toy! Hes positive he knows what he talking about!
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2007, 04:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 03, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Take it from Dude Toy! Hes positive he knows what he talking about!
ahhhhh now your following me around now i know i pissed you off
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2007, 05:08:17 PM »
hilarious thread!!  I haven't laughed out loud in quite a while.

Linda, the bit about the bloke with the demons in his blood prepping your lunch, that was insanely funny!
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2007, 05:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(
[/quote]AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA Stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2007, 11:24:59 PM »
Hurry, go fuck Alexxx and TA so we can get rid of them :-\
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2007, 05:52:22 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on February 03, 2007, 11:24:59 PM
Hurry, go f**k Alexxx and TA so we can get rid of them :-\

For that matter fuck the whole squad, they are all gay and no one really wants them around anyway
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2007, 07:23:48 AM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 05:52:22 AM
For that matter f**k the whole squad, they are all gay and no one really wants them around anyway
hhahhahha yet another post by lord cuminmyass about the squad you are obssesed you need help
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2007, 07:35:54 AM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 05:52:22 AM
For that matter f**k the whole squad, they are all gay and no one really wants them around anyway
NOBODY IS GONNA FUCK THEM CUZ EVERY SQUAD MEMBER HAS AIDS :o
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2007, 07:37:08 AM »
Quote from: the shadow on February 04, 2007, 07:35:54 AM
NOBODY IS GONNA f**k THEM CUZ EVERY SQUAD MEMBER HAS AIDS :o
your just angry cause you got aids from having  your dads shit all over your two inch pecker you fucken turd knocker
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2007, 07:39:53 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:37:08 AM
your just angry cause you got aids from having  your dads shit all over your two inch pecker you fucken turd knocker
YOUR ONE HOMO EROTIC ASSHOLE..SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN WALKING AIDS VIRUS
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2007, 07:45:02 AM »
Quote from: the shadow on February 04, 2007, 07:39:53 AM
YOUR ONE HOMO EROTIC ASSHOLE..SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN WALKING AIDS VIRUS
haahhahhhahha you gonna make me??? oh by the way
paki meltdown
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2007, 07:46:14 AM »
 :)

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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2007, 07:47:06 AM »
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2007, 07:51:33 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 07:47:06 AM
what is that mr .debussy

A cute little virus. Just like this one:

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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2007, 08:09:38 AM »
Quote from: Debussey on February 04, 2007, 07:51:33 AM
A cute little virus. Just like this one:


is it a special christmas virus
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2007, 09:57:56 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 04, 2007, 08:09:38 AM
is it a special christmas virus

No retard, thats the aids virus your boyfriend pumped in your ass the other day.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2007, 09:59:36 AM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on February 04, 2007, 09:57:56 AM
No retard, thats the aids virus your boyfriend pumped in your ass the other day.
hahahaha look its the return of the tuff guy the boyfriend let you take his dick outta your mouth long enough to post aahhahahahahhhahhahhahah hah
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