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Slin1

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H.I.V
« on: February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM »
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 04:51:18 PM »
Don't worry I heard the same thing happened to Magic Johnson and he turned out fine.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 04:53:47 PM »
Get tested right now!
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 05:07:27 PM »
dude you can still catch shit with a conny on get your ass tested and stay away from them prostitutes
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 05:11:21 PM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 02, 2007, 05:07:27 PM
dude you can still catch shit with a conny on get your ass tested and stay away from them prostitutes

especially the ones you know are heroin addicts  :-X
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 05:13:53 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(

thats actually kinda funny
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 05:14:10 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on February 02, 2007, 04:53:47 PM
Get tested right now!

No you got to wait 3moths before they can measure the red blood cells
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 05:15:12 PM »
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 05:35:59 PM »
its funny in a darwin award sort of way








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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2007, 09:00:06 AM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(


Debussey was correct. You will be dead in 10.  :)
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2007, 09:02:23 AM »
Quote from: Debussey on February 03, 2007, 09:00:06 AM

Debussey was correct. You will be dead in 10.  :)
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2007, 09:06:20 AM »
Quote from: the shadow on February 03, 2007, 09:02:23 AM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 09:11:12 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 03, 2007, 09:06:20 AM
i got laid with a horse and now i have AIDS..
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2007, 09:11:45 AM »
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2007, 09:19:48 AM »
my best friend (female hetero), died when we were 30.  She didn't know she'd been sleeping with someone who had obviously fucked about.  i had to go and bail him out of jail once and it was disgusting, the way they treated him, they burned his bed and the sheets he'd slept on. 

Anyway, he died first and she had to bury him, then very shortly after that, all her internal organs packed in and they found her just inside the front door.

since then, I've not been that close with anyone.
Also, I'm sure it's the reason I moved back to England, everyone was dying in Toronto.

They give out free condoms here and they think aids is dead (they did brilliant public service ads and it didn't really catch on here, so thank god.

I've never taken a risk.


but please please please wear two condoms next time?
I mean, if you're paying for it, it will be great, but please take care
xL

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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2007, 09:20:06 AM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(

what an idiot you are.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2007, 09:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 05:14:10 PM
No you got to wait 3moths before they can measure the red blood cells


you knew that already.


what are you messing with, our heads or your life?



ps:  it's okay, I have a gay mate in toronto who has lived with aids for 15-20 years.  you have to look after your t cells or something and you must not do stress mess...
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2007, 09:35:50 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:27:05 AM

you knew that already.


what are you messing with, our heads or your life?



ps:  it's okay, I have a gay mate in toronto who has lived with aids for 15-20 years.  you have to look after your t cells or something and not get stressed out...

Does your gay mate share razors and dildos with you?
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2007, 09:39:08 AM »
thanks for asking, no.


he came to visit me once in London and I was living with a nice bloke. 

Michael decided to make potato salad and i walked into the kitchen to help and he'd cut his finger on the sharp knife.

noone ate the potato salad.


xL

I hugged him afterwards and thanked him for making the effort.  it was terrible, not a nice night.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2007, 09:40:58 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
thanks for asking, no.


he came to visit me once in London and I was living with a nice bloke. 

Michael decided to make potato salad and i walked into the kitchen to help and he'd cut his finger on the sharp knife.

noone ate the potato salad.


xL

I hugged him afterwards and thanked him for making the effort.  it was terrible, not a nice night.

shall we cry now?

stupid story. it's his fault in the first place. he didn't get it from washing his hands, did he?
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2007, 09:44:46 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
thanks for asking, no.


he came to visit me once in London and I was living with a nice bloke. 

Michael decided to make potato salad and i walked into the kitchen to help and he'd cut his finger on the sharp knife.

noone ate the potato salad.


xL

I hugged him afterwards and thanked him for making the effort.  it was terrible, not a nice night.

You wasted a good potato salad the HIV virus would not have survived
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2007, 09:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 03, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
You wasted a good potato salad the HIV virus would not have survived


yep, I know that now.  But it was kinda pink and I didn't want any.


Obviously I've since learned that it cannot be caught except via blood on blood.
Slin, did you bleed?
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2007, 09:50:02 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 03, 2007, 09:40:58 AM
shall we cry now?

stupid story. it's his fault in the first place. he didn't get it from washing his hands, did he?


I realised later that he did it on purpose, just to test us.

xL



we weren't doing a good enough job of feeling sorry for him and he was doing his swan song.
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2007, 09:53:21 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on February 03, 2007, 09:48:33 AM

Slin, did you bleed?

 ???

I dont got the Ebola
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Re: H.I.V
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2007, 10:05:36 AM »
Quote from: Slin1 on February 02, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
I had sex with a street prostitute tonight and when i finish i notice what left of the condome is only the ring the rest is broken.. i know this girl is a serious heroin addict so i am a little scared right now  :(

dude.... no seriously DUDE!!!!  :o :o :o :o
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