Some 9/11 enjoyment boys. Satire on the doubtful conspiracy

[Cap]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

[Brixtonbulldog]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

OUTSTANDING!!!

Cap, you're the man.

Keep em coming while I send this to all the CT trash I know.

[Cap]

For anyone interested in a point-by-point debunking of some of the most popular conspiracy theories out there (like the fact that steel melts at 1525° C, and although jet fuel burns only at 825° C, it doesn't have to burn hot enough to melt to cause the buildings to collapse, since steel loses 50% of its strength at 648 ° C)

http://wtc.nist.gov/pubs/factsheets/faqs_8_2006.htm

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html

http://www.loosechangeguide.com/LooseChangeGuide.html

[GroinkTropin]

Lol dracula is gonna have a bowel movement when he sees this, I bet he's gonna turn all red and shit and start posting more stupid links to try and prove his crackpot theories.

[Dos Equis]

crackpot theories.

And I thought it was just me.     Definitely crackpot theories. 

[BRUCE]

And I thought it was just me.     Definitely crackpot theories. 

The funniest part about all of this is how indignant these would-be conspirators act when someone points out the absurdity of their claims.  Mock them, I say.

[headhuntersix]

We bungle a war but pull off the most spectacular attack in history. These guys can't have it both ways....Humans cannot keep their mouths shut. 240 don't bother responding we all know what u'll say. This thread could go on for days...it would become an epic tome if 240 went to war on this.

[Dos Equis]

The funniest part about all of this is how indignant these would-be conspirators act when someone points out the absurdity of their claims.  Mock them, I say.

I agree and have made that same comment more than once on this board.  Bad enough that a person believes in some wild theory that most reasonable people consider a fairy tale, but to get angry and insult people who DON'T believe this nonsense is comical.  

[Dos Equis]

We bungle a war but pull off the most spectacular attack in history. These guys can't have it both ways....Humans cannot keep their mouths shut.

Two of the reasons why this makes no sense.  Literally impossible for the hundreds of co-conspirators to keep quiet. 

Then there are the missing planes and bodies. 

[beatmaster]

good stuff cap

[headhuntersix]

We need to stop..the utter stupidity of some this is legendary. Even some of 240's later argumenst..the dissapearing wing deal and then he posted much later about the debris on some of th floors including wing and plane parts. Anyway its nuts. But what drives me nuts is we're all called blind. I'm not blind. I'm sure uncle sam wasn't 100% honest about all the details. They did some ass covering...it always happens.

[240 is Back]

wack each other off, fellas.

Then, tell me how building 7 fell.

Thanks!

[beatmaster]

i'll start by saying vibrations was like a earthquacke, and subway was collapsing......

[240 is Back]

i'll start by saying vibrations was like a earthquacke, and subway was collapsing......

Huh?

[BRUCE]

wack each other off, fellas.

Then, tell me how building 7 fell.

Thanks!

Care to refute any of the facts in the reports provided?

[beatmaster]

wasn't there a subway under that building and the wtc? or underground stores or something?

also could the vibration from the two building falling contributed to that?

or maybe bomb we're install inside the building days before  

[240 is Back]

wasn't there a subway under that building and the wtc? or underground stores or something?

also could the vibration from the two building falling contributed to that?

or maybe bomb we're install inside the building days before  

No.  The only attempted reason so far is "asymmetrical fires in parts of it caused it to fall symmetrically".

I'll attach a pic of it.  It's a 47 story building that converts itself to powder in 7 seconds.

Vaporized.  All 47 of the floors lose structural integrity at once, and the two central columns implode too.

it's been almost 6 years, and the white house/NIST keep putting off the WTC7 report.

it is the smoking gun of 9/11.  you don't have to look at any other building.  There was no subway, they admit the fuel tank never broke.  hell, most of the windows were still intact. 

The building was vaporized.  Here is a 8-second google clip of the collapse.  it is a controlled demolition. 

BACK VIEW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8403741864603265979&q=wtc+7+new&hl=en

FRONT VIEW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3132857754400064872&q=wtc7+collapse+new&hl=en

[Eyeball Chambers]

wack each other off, fellas.

Then, tell me how building 7 fell.

Thanks!

What he said.

[Eyeball Chambers]

I know when steel weakens, I've cut steel with an Oxy Acetylene Torch...

All I'd like to know is why/how they fell faster than the speed of gravity?

[240 is Back]

I know when steel weakens, I've cut steel with an Oxy Acetylene Torch...

All I'd like to know is why/how they fell faster than the speed of gravity?

Scientists will tell you it's because the air resistance was removed.  This happened because the explosives removed oxygen from the equation and the remnants fell in a vacuum.

"Official story-ers" will tell you it's because 19 arabs have magical powers and can vaporize buildings they don't even hit with planes.

[Cap]

wasn't there a subway under that building and the wtc? or underground stores or something?

also could the vibration from the two building falling contributed to that?

or maybe bomb we're install inside the building days before 

PATH train.  It has since been rebuilt.  Driving through there is a somber sight.

[youandme]

the dollar bill made me a believer.

[Dos Equis]

the dollar bill made me a believer.

lol.   

[beatmaster]

the dollar bill made me a believer.

i know your joking!   ..... right?

[kh300]

No.  The only attempted reason so far is "asymmetrical fires in parts of it caused it to fall symmetrically".

I'll attach a pic of it.  It's a 47 story building that converts itself to powder in 7 seconds.

Vaporized.  All 47 of the floors lose structural integrity at once, and the two central columns implode too.

it's been almost 6 years, and the white house/NIST keep putting off the WTC7 report.

it is the smoking gun of 9/11.  you don't have to look at any other building.  There was no subway, they admit the fuel tank never broke.  hell, most of the windows were still intact. 

The building was vaporized.  Here is a 8-second google clip of the collapse.  it is a controlled demolition. 

BACK VIEW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8403741864603265979&q=wtc+7+new&hl=en

FRONT VIEW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3132857754400064872&q=wtc7+collapse+new&hl=en

ya it was explosives tht brought it down you putz,, show me a video where you here explosions.. something that sounds like this except 5x as loud