Author Topic: I used to bench 500 for a few reps and have 21 inch arms but then.............. (Read 2594 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** February 05, 2007, 06:55:06 AM »

i got married and settled down and realized that being a huge strong mass monster wasn't the only thing in life and now i train in my garage just to stay fit, hahahahaha, let's hear some of your guys favorite excuses now.

SS · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:00:40 AM »

i use to lift heavy but my joints can't handle all that weight anymore.

kiwiol · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:01:56 AM »

I used to bench 500 for a few reps and have 21 inch arms but then........I decided to juice and now bench 900 lbs, have 24" arms and call myself MindSpin

jaejonna · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:03:13 AM »

I used to do bent over rows at 315 for 8-10, but now im trying to 'cut' up by doing more reps and higher volume..

The Squadfather · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:03:42 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 05, 2007, 07:01:56 AM

I used to bench 500 for a few reps and have 21 inch arms but then........I decided to juice and now bench 900 lbs, have 24" arms and call myself MindSpin

hahahaha, you forgot the part about having a 50,000 square foot mansion on the beach, owning a Fortune 500 company and having a ten time Ms. Universe wife.

SS · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:04:26 AM »

i use to be huge but i slimmed down to be a cage fighter.

kiwiol · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:06:41 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2007, 07:03:42 AM

hahahaha, you forgot the part about having a 50,000 square foot mansion on the beach, owning a Fortune 500 company and having a ten time Ms. Universe wife.

All of which is even more amazing given he spends most of his time online 'moderating' this board hahahahaha

Mars · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:08:14 AM »

I've had that hardcore bodybuilding time, i now go for the health look.

jaejonna · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:10:33 AM »

I hate fat dudes who reminise on when they weren't fat by saying ...." been there, done that".... hahah more pathetic than the patrons of a 'country home buffet' hahahahha

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:11:57 AM »

i used to bench 535lbs at 181 without a shirt, but i can't be fucked breaking world records in my lunch box anymore.

Richard2004 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:14:42 AM »

I'm a HS dropout and hang out at home living off of my parents!!!

When they are not at home, both working hard to support DEADBEAT me, I "hang out", do BB and rec. drugs, use mommy and daddy's computer, and post on Getbig calling myself Squadfvcker...opps, I mean "Squadfather".

On the Internet, I can pretend to be a big, rough, tough, bodybuilder and claim to do all sort of fantastic feats of strength, plus claim huge muscle girths, while ridiculing other REAL bodybuilders/strongmen...as I hide behind mommy and daddy's computer screen! This is especially true, when I'm high on my rec. drugs!!!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:16:40 AM »

Quote from: Richard2004 on February 05, 2007, 09:14:42 AM

I'm a HS dropout and hang out at home living off of my parents!!!

When they are not at home, both working hard to support DEADBEAT me, I "hang out", do BB and rec. drugs, use mommy and daddy's computer, and post on Getbig calling myself Squadfvcker...opps, I mean "Squadfather".

On the Internet, I can pretend to be a big, rough, tough, bodybuilder and claim to do all sort of fantastic feats of strength, plus claim huge muscle girths, while ridiculing other REAL bodybuilders/strongmen...as I hide behind mommy and daddy's computer screen! This is especially so, when I've shot-up on my rec. drugs!!!

hahahahahaha, meltdown, when are you going to post the pictures of these massive 235 pound presses and 315 pound clean and jerks, "hugo"?

after you get done taking your Viagra and furiously beating off to pics of she males i suppose.

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:17:41 AM »

Quote from: Richard2004 on February 05, 2007, 09:14:42 AM

I'm a HS dropout and hang out at home living off of my parents!!!

When they are not at home, both working hard to support DEADBEAT me, I "hang out", do BB and rec. drugs, use mommy and daddy's computer, and post on Getbig calling myself Squadfvcker...opps, I mean "Squadfather".

On the Internet, I can pretend to be a big, rough, tough, bodybuilder and claim to do all sort of fantastic feats of strength, plus claim huge muscle girths, while ridiculing other REAL bodybuilders/strongmen...as I hide behind mommy and daddy's computer screen! This is especially so, when I've shot-up on my rec. drugs!!!

If you replaced 'Squadfvcker and Squadfather' with 'Richard2004', your above post would be the most honest and accurate self-assessment ever hahahaha

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:18:01 AM »

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I'm a HS dropout and hang out at home living off of my parents!!!

When they are not at home, both working hard to support DEADBEAT me, I "hang out", do BB and rec. drugs, use mommy and daddy's computer, and post on Getbig calling myself Squadfvcker...opps, I mean "Squadfather".

On the Internet, I can pretend to be a big, rough, tough, bodybuilder and claim to do all sort of fantastic feats of strength, plus claim huge muscle girths, while ridiculing other REAL bodybuilders/strongmen...as I hide behind mommy and daddy's computer screen! This is especially so, when I've shot-up on my rec. drugs!!!

Im Richard2004...... I live 40 youears in the past... I have crushes on the most masculine females in the world and I make up my impressive lift numbers...... Then if I call everyone a druggie it justifys my less than stellar gym lifts

Dingleberry · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:19:43 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2007, 06:55:06 AM

i got married and settled down and realized that being a huge strong mass monster wasn't the only thing in life and now i train in my garage just to stay fit, hahahahaha, let's hear some of your guys favorite excuses now.

hahaha, to be honest, that's the one I hear the most by far. The only addition would be -
"In high school when I played football, I used to bench 450. Mind spotting me on this set of 135?"

kiwiol · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:19:53 AM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on February 05, 2007, 09:18:01 AM

Im Richard2004...... I live 40 youears in the past... I have crushes on the most masculine females in the world and I make up my impressive lift numbers...... Then if I call everyone a druggie it justifys my less than stellar gym lifts

Are you saying Richard2004 is strongly partial to cocks of all shapes, sizes and colors, BP?

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:22:40 AM »

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Are you saying Richard2004 is strongly partial to cocks of all shapes, sizes and colors, BP?

That is what im saying Kiwiol... except what cannot be ignored is his hunger for huge black cock.... a perfect day for this queer would be being ravished by Lex Steele and his crew in some blacks on blondes porn

kiwiol · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:26:40 AM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on February 05, 2007, 09:22:40 AM

That is what im saying Kiwiol... except what cannot be ignored is his hunger for huge black cock.... a perfect day for this queer would be being ravished by Lex Steele and his crew in some blacks on blondes porn

Hahahaha you've described Richard2004 to a 'T' in one sentence. Oh brother, what a sword swallower!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2007, 10:02:42 AM »

"I used to squat 850 before I tore my knee up playing ball." says the fat guy.

"Oh, what college did you play for?" other fat guy

"Nah, bro, it was back at Polk High School. I had all kinds of college offers before the injury."

MoralMan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2007, 10:20:58 AM »

I used to squat 500/600, etc but i "hurt my knee" so only go light now!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2007, 10:24:48 AM »

A guy I work with who has 10" arms and would struggle with a 135 bench -

"Yeah, I lifted weights for a while but I started to get too big so I stopped"

Mark1 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:08:51 PM »

Theres lots of "used to be" guys out there... I'm sick of hearing it thats why I dont bring up training in conversation.

Army of One · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:15:20 PM »

haha reminds me of when I was at my brothers, he's 6 feet, 230, 34%bf, around the dinner table he tells me he is going to get in shape as he just bought the new John Basedow video.I tell him its a load of shit and to get to the gym and do cardio and free weights.He replies that he doesnt want to lift weights because he has the frame to get too big and his wife chimes in that she doesnt want to be married to a meathead

The Squadfather · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:16:01 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on February 05, 2007, 05:15:20 PM

haha reminds me of when I was at my brothers, he's 6 feet, 230, 34%bf, around the dinner table he tells me he is going to get in shape as he just bought the new John Basedow video.I tell him its a load of shit and to get to the gym and do cardio and free weights.He replies that he doesnt want to lift weights because he has the frame to get too big and his wife chimes in that she doesnt want to be married to a meathead

hahahahahaha, i wish i would have been there.

Kwon · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:16:10 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2007, 06:55:06 AM

What's your excuse?

I used to bench 500 for a few reps and have 21 inch arms but then i got married and settled down and realized that being a huge strong mass monster wasn't the only thing in life and now i train in my garage just to stay fit.

"Hope this helps"