John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Squadfather]

it has been brought to my attention that you wish to be inducted into the allmighty SQUAD, this is possible but you must first denounce all of your past transgressions against the SQUAD and your prior penis puffing ways and beg for forgiveness from the SQUAD then you will be accepted.

[Man of Steel]

IF John Matrix will abide by Sarcasm's instruction I will endorse his membership.

[RUDE BUOY]

JOHN MATRIX has a huge hunger to pown the hell out of the tinest of tits he would be a great addition to the squad and pherhaps  to the rouge squadron division its up to you oh great squadfather

[dan18]

it has been brought to my attention that you wish to be inducted into the allmighty SQUAD, this is possible but you must first denounce all of your past transgressions against the SQUAD and your prior penis puffing ways and beg for forgiveness from the SQUAD then you will be accepted.

translation-You must stop being a man,You must tuck your penis between your legs and call me mama.

[danielson]

translation-You must stop being a man,You must tuck your penis between your legs and call me mama.

Remember that one time when you told Mars and Sarcasm to go fuck themselves and then apologized like a little bitch?

[The Showstoppa]

translation-You must stop being a man,You must tuck your penis between your legs and call me mama.

Nobody is interested in what you did Saturday night.

[dan18]

Remember that one time when you told Mars and Sarcasm to go f**k themselves and then apologized like a little bitch?

I apologized for the way it was done..remember when you were big oh yea you never were,remember when you had friends oh sorry,well remember when you were broght to tears everytime you posted then you sucked up everyday and became a mod..    

[dan18]

Nobody is interested in what you did Saturday night.

couldnt do it sunday superbowl was on

[SS]

John is a "son of a bitch" i think power rod would be a ca didate.

[Man of Steel]

John is a "son of a bitch" i think power rod would be a ca didate.

I think John has potential, but he'll now have to agree to Sarcasm's terms and issue a formal apology to Superstar.




John, I suggest getting the Superstar some porn.

[JOHN MATRIX]

it has been brought to my attention that you wish to be inducted into the allmighty SQUAD, this is possible but you must first denounce all of your past transgressions against the SQUAD and your prior penis puffing ways and beg for forgiveness from the SQUAD then you will be accepted.

Mars sent me a pm asking if i wished to join the Holy Squad. i said alright. but First, squadfather, before i can 'beg for forgiveness' i need to be reminded of  these 'past transgressions' against your organization that you speak of..i cant recall any. and more importantly, i have never had any 'prior penis puffing ways' lol...so theres nothing for me to 'beg forgiveness' for. i will go ahead and join your ranks and participate in mass butcherings of Tiny Tits, but ive got nothing to apopogize for

also, what have i ever done to Superstar he always seemed like a good guy

[kiwiol]

Mars sent me a pm asking if i wished to join the Holy Squad. i said alright. but First, squadfather, before i can 'beg for forgiveness' i need to be reminded of  these 'past transgressions' against your organization that you speak of..i cant recall any. and more importantly, i have never had any 'prior penis puffing ways' lol...so theres nothing for me to 'beg forgiveness' for. i will go ahead and join your ranks and participate in mass butcherings of Tiny Tits, but ive got nothing to apopogize for

also, what have i ever done to Superstar he always seemed like a good guy

I agree. Sars, John M has always been pro-SQUAD like Irongrip400 or Jimmy The Fish. He's never been disrespectful to the SQUAD, so an apology shouldn't really be needed. I personally think JM would be better off as an associate cause I haven't really seen him flame people so much as just appreciating the almighty SQUAD's collective owning skills. But if he is extended an invite to join, I'll support his cause.

[the shadow]

I agree. Sars, John M has always been pro-SQUAD like Irongrip400 or Jimmy The Fish. He's never been disrespectful to the SQUAD, so an apology shouldn't really be needed. I personally think JM would be better off as an associate cause I haven't really seen him flame people so much as just appreciating the almighty SQUAD's collective owning skills. But if he is extended an invite to join, I'll support his cause.

TRANSLATION:JOHN MATRIX HAS GIVEN HEAD TO EACH OF OUR MEMBERS..HE SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN OUR NOOB SQUAD

[JOHN MATRIX]

this is my alter ego speaking!!!! i am ready to lay down the most penis-scalding, creative, ass-butchering death-causing internal bleedings of all time!! my online-owning devistation skills knows no bounds!i will contribute to the bloody , finger-bending-backwards-insert-wire0into-nose-water-droplets-on-the-forehead-filleting-alive-panty-twisting-rusty-clothes-hanger-into-vagina-abortion-instigating-untermensche-creamating-yeah im the drunk i lost my train of thought
i willee this in the morning violent carnage pzwnings o

[the shadow]

this is my alter ego speaking!!!! i am ready to lay down the most penis-scalding, creative, ass-butchering death-causing internal bleedings of all time!! my online-owning devistation skills knows no bounds!i will contribute to the bloody , finger-bending-backwards-insert-wire0into-nose-water-droplets-on-the-forehead-filleting-alive-panty-twisting-rusty-clothes-hanger-into-vagina-abortion-instigating-untermensche-creamating-yeah im the drunk i lost my train of thought
i willee this in the morning violent carnage pzwnings o

ARE YOU A REAL LIFE RAPIST?DID YOU ASS RAPE THE SQUAD?

[kiwiol]

this is my alter ego speaking!!!! i am ready to lay down the most penis-scalding, creative, ass-butchering death-causing internal bleedings of all time!! my online-owning devistation skills knows no bounds!i will contribute to the bloody , finger-bending-backwards-insert-wire0into-nose-water-droplets-on-the-forehead-filleting-alive-panty-twisting-rusty-clothes-hanger-into-vagina-abortion-instigating-untermensche-creamating-yeah im the drunk i lost my train of thought
i willee this in the morning violent carnage pzwnings o

Hahahahaha maybe I spoke in haste!

[JOHN MATRIX]

ARE YOU A REAL LIFE RAPIST?DID YOU ASS RAPE THE SQUAD?

in fact i am, ive been convicted of over 26 counts of pre-meditated first degree RAPINGS and theyve all been of Indian Virgins! watch your back big sexy Shadow!

[the shadow]

in fact i am, ive been convicted of over 26 counts of pre-meditated first degree RAPINGS and theyve all been of Indian Virgins! watch your back big sexy Shadow!

HAHAHHAH WHAT A FAG..SELF OWNED!!..AHAHA I BET YOU GOT AIDS FROM DOING THESE ASS RAPES

[BigCypriate]

HAHAHHAH WHAT A FAG..SELF OWNED!!..AHAHA I BET YOU GOT AIDS FROM DOING THESE ASS RAPES

I bet you got aids from your mother's womb

[the shadow]

i have no mother

fixed

[JOHN MATRIX]

HAHAHHAH WHAT A FAG..SELF OWNED!!..AHAHA I BET YOU GOT AIDS FROM DOING THESE ASS RAPES

i probably do have AIDS, but all that means is that youve got it now too, you sexy indian beast!

[the shadow]

i probably do have AIDS, but all that means is that youve got it now too, you sexy indian beast!

..retard

[JOHN MATRIX]

I agree. Sars, John M has always been pro-SQUAD like Irongrip400 or Jimmy The Fish. He's never been disrespectful to the SQUAD, so an apology shouldn't really be needed. I personally think JM would be better off as an associate cause I haven't really seen him flame people so much as just appreciating the almighty SQUAD's collective owning skills. But if he is extended an invite to join, I'll support his cause.

i thank you for your support, kiwi, a talented master. dont worry, my flaming skills can be as catastrophic as any should someone incite my rage

[SS]

you son of a bitch!

[kiwiol]

you son of a bitch!

SuperStar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're against JM joining the SQUAD, let me know. I'm on your side (sorry JM)