hahah, Sure pal. I know, you turn down premium pussy like that all the time. Trust me, about .05% of the male population bangs ass like that, you're not in it.
hahahahahahaha, he's the type of guy girls like that laugh at and then he tells himself things like, "man, i don't want her anyway, did you see that mole on her cheek, it's the size of the head of a pin and one boob is a quarter of an inch off center, i can do much better" hahahahahahaha.