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JURY DUTY
« on: February 06, 2007, 04:07:16 PM »
If I dont show up will they do anything?  I have to go to work right now until 2 am and I have to be there at 8:30 in the morning.  I Was thinking, whats the worst thing that will happen.
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 04:08:34 PM »
Quote from: hangclean on February 06, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
If I dont show up will they do anything?  I have to go to work right now until 2 am and I have to be there at 8:30 in the morning.  I Was thinking, whats the worst thing that will happen.

You can be held in contempt I think and go to jail.
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 04:09:14 PM »
Quote from: hangclean on February 06, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
If I dont show up will they do anything?  I have to go to work right now until 2 am and I have to be there at 8:30 in the morning.  I Was thinking, whats the worst thing that will happen.
why don't you go, maybe you'll meet the man of your dreams.
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 06, 2007, 04:09:14 PM
why don't you go, maybe you'll meet the man of your dreams.
If he doesn't he might him too....

"It's okay if you fuck guys.  I got friends who fuck guys......in jail."
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 04:11:08 PM »
Why didn't you try to get out of it before now? If you told them that you had to work until 2 am they might have let you off.
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 04:13:02 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on February 06, 2007, 04:10:57 PM
If he doesn't he might him too....

"It's okay if you f**k guys.  I got friends who f**k guys......in jail."
hahahahaha, "hangclean" is the type of guy who goes to prison and finds out through the grapevine that he's being traded for cigarettes and he says, "you guys are so silly..........no need to waste your precious smokes you can all fucck me for free!!!!!" hahahahaha, gayer than below zero weather.
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 04:13:15 PM »
Quote from: hangclean on February 06, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
If I dont show up will they do anything?  I have to go to work right now until 2 am and I have to be there at 8:30 in the morning.  I Was thinking, whats the worst thing that will happen.

 ;D
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 04:14:44 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on February 06, 2007, 04:13:02 PM
hahahahaha, "hangclean" is the type of guy who goes to prison and finds out through the grapevine that he's being traded for cigarettes and he says, "you guys are so silly..........no need to waste your precious smokes you can all fucck me for free!!!!!" hahahahaha, gayer than below zero weather.


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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 04:31:12 PM »
they will get a warrant for your arrest,i know i had to do a ride along with a trooper to pick a guy up for a federal case once
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2007, 04:34:20 PM »
Quote from: hangclean on February 06, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
If I dont show up will they do anything?  I have to go to work right now until 2 am and I have to be there at 8:30 in the morning.  I Was thinking, whats the worst thing that will happen.

i've been once..and i would do it again..

its actually kinda fun..you meet a lot of people....and kinda learn how stuff workd ..
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2007, 05:16:47 PM »
ya you better go. youre f*cked if you dont
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 05:23:09 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on February 06, 2007, 04:34:20 PM
i've been once..and i would do it again..

its actually kinda fun..you meet a lot of people....and kinda learn how stuff workd ..
it is kinda fun,the trick to it is tell them your diabetic and you will pass out if you dont eat a good amount of food every 2 or 3 hours ;D

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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 05:31:16 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on February 06, 2007, 05:24:46 PM
  but then he might go to jail with no conjugal visits   :(
who cares he is not gettin any on the outside,maybe inside someone will make them their bitch ;D
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 05:39:16 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on February 06, 2007, 05:35:19 PM
  that went right over your head   ::)


  the man of his dreams = the guy on trial


     teh funny > benchmstr

       
it didnt go over my head it just wasnt funny,so i improvised to make you look better

its okay your silence is thanks enough ;D
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 05:47:45 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on February 06, 2007, 05:42:32 PM
       ::)
your to kind ,but i am  not taking any more sex slaves right now.

try back in a few weeks.

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hangclean

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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2007, 03:11:33 AM »
Well...I didnt have to go anyway.
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Re: JURY DUTY
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2007, 05:01:20 AM »
show up with a buzz next time.  awesome way to catch a laugh and piss off those who live on their false prompt authority.
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