making a fool of yourself

[gtbro1]

What is the worst  thing that you have ever done that made yourself look like a fool?

  Mine was when I was 16 years old.Our HighSchool wrestling coach got them to let us have the pool one night at the end of the season to go swimming. They had a life guard on duty,who was also a varsity cheerleader and she was hot. We were trying to get her wet from the diving board,but were not having any luck. I swam to the edge where she was standing,climbed out of the water and walked past her....I decided to do a canon ball off the edge right in front of her to get her wet....I turned suddenly and ran to the edge to do the canonball..but when I jumped,I mis judged the distance and the back of my head smashed into the edge of the pool,knocking me completely out and splitting my head open in the process,leaving me floating in the water unconscious.It was an upstairs pool and I am told that it made quite a loud boom when I hit.She had to dive in and rescue me. I don't remember that part...I just remember waking up with her and the coach pulling my fat ass out of the pool.I ended up with 6 stitches in my head...but I did get her wet. ...just not the way I had planned.

[the shadow]

What is the worst  thing that you have ever done that made yourself look like a fool?

  Mine was when I was 16 years old.Our HighSchool wrestling coach got them to let us have the pool one night at the end of the season to go swimming. They had a life guard on duty,who was also a varsity cheerleader and she was hot. We were trying to get her wet from the diving board,but were not having any luck. I swam to the edge where she was standing,climbed out of the water and walked past her....I decided to do a canon ball off the edge right in front of her to get her wet....I turned suddenly and ran to the edge to do the canonball..but when I jumped,I mis judged the distance and the back of my head smashed into the edge of the pool,knocking me completely out and splitting my head open in the process,leaving me floating in the water unconscious.It was an upstairs pool and I am told that it made quite a loud boom when I hit.She had to dive in and rescue me. I don't remember that part...I just remember waking up with her and the coach pulling my fat ass out of the pool.I ended up with 6 stitches in my head...but I did get her wet. ...just not the way I had planned.

another getbig fairy tale...

[gtbro1]

another getbig fairy tale...

  nope it's true.

[the shadow]

  nope it's true.

everything on getbig is a fairy tale

[Nordic Superman]

another getbig fairy tale...

haha

[24KT]

What is the worst  thing that you have ever done that made yourself look like a fool?

  Mine was when I was 16 years old.Our HighSchool wrestling coach got them to let us have the pool one night at the end of the season to go swimming. They had a life guard on duty,who was also a varsity cheerleader and she was hot. We were trying to get her wet from the diving board,but were not having any luck. I swam to the edge where she was standing,climbed out of the water and walked past her....I decided to do a canon ball off the edge right in front of her to get her wet....I turned suddenly and ran to the edge to do the canonball..but when I jumped,I mis judged the distance and the back of my head smashed into the edge of the pool,knocking me completely out and splitting my head open in the process,leaving me floating in the water unconscious.It was an upstairs pool and I am told that it made quite a loud boom when I hit.She had to dive in and rescue me. I don't remember that part...I just remember waking up with her and the coach pulling my fat ass out of the pool.I ended up with 6 stitches in my head...but I did get her wet. ...just not the way I had planned.

And the saddest part of that tale is that gtbro1 probably got some mouth-to-mouth from her,
...and probably can't remember one second of it.   

[body88]

  nope it's true.

Shoulda came back strong the next week! Ran into the pool, busted a huge cannon ball, then bent that fine bitch over ,and donkey punched her like she had never been donkey punched before.

Im proud of you tho. Thata boy, get em next time

[gtbro1]

Shoulda came back strong the next week! Ran into the pool, busted a huge cannon ball, then bent that fine bitch over ,and donkey punched her like she had never been donkey punched before.

Im proud of you tho. Thata boy, get em next time

 I never heard the end of that the  rest of the time I was in school.

[Stark]

another getbig fairy tale...

bro you always say that, these things happen:

True Story: (and you can relate to that one shadow )

Like a good 10 years back, I was just on my way back home and I wanted to get laid so bad, it got so bad that I decided to go into one of these sleezy dirty porn places that sell porn and have a small self made cinema in the back.
I paid for the cinema entry and walked in, checked if nobody was in sat down on the couch and took my snake out and started to jerk off.

All of sudden light go on the shopkeeper and the wife stand in the door and they both look at me with disgust when I tried to stuff in vain my snake back into my trousers.
They said: You cannot do that here, and I just ran out of the fuckin place lol.

[Slin1]

bro you always say that, these things happen:

True Story: (and you can relate to that one shadow )

Like a good 10 years back, I was just on my way back home and I wanted to get laid so bad, it got so bad that I decided to go into one of these sleezy dirty porn places that sell porn and have a small self made cinema in the back.
I paid for the cinema entry and walked in, checked if nobody was in sat down on the couch and took my snake out and started to jerk off.

All of sudden light go on the shopkeeper and the wife stand in the door and they both look at me with disgust when I tried to stuff in vain my snake back into my trousers.
They said: You cannot do that here, and I just ran out of the fuckin place lol.

HAHAHA THAT is embarrassing

[ToxicAvenger]

bro you always say that, these things happen:

True Story: (and you can relate to that one shadow )

Like a good 10 years back, I was just on my way back home and I wanted to get laid so bad, it got so bad that I decided to go into one of these sleezy dirty porn places that sell porn and have a small self made cinema in the back.
I paid for the cinema entry and walked in, checked if nobody was in sat down on the couch and took my snake out and started to jerk off.

All of sudden light go on the shopkeeper and the wife stand in the door and they both look at me with disgust when I tried to stuff in vain my snake back into my trousers.
They said: You cannot do that here, and I just ran out of the fuckin place lol.

lmao!



ok mine aint embrassing but once i saw a donkey with an erection in paki....for some reason a donky with an erection pissed me off so i chucked , sideways and fast...flat pebbles at it till i smack nailed it!

should heard the sonofabitch bray its head off! 

[Camel Jockey]

I was in my room jerking off to porn and my mom walked right in cuz I forgot to lock the fucking door.   

[Stark]

I was in my room jerking off to porn and my mom walked right in cuz I forgot to lock the fucking door.   

dude that is nothing, my mother actually tried to catch me every time I was jerking off, I have vivid memories of her sneaking up to the door and trying to catch me.
looking back it sound really weird, I think she seriously had an general issue with sexuality (male sexuality) she was and still is very much emancipated alway into for the rights of woman and such... she is a emancipated woman.
It was just very weird looking back thinking of what she did.
Every time she caught me she would say how disgusting it was (it's a wonder that I grew up sexually open as I am right now... I should have grown up a serialkiller) I even overheard a convo with my mother and my father: She: He must have a problem, and He: Nah that is totally normal.
Like I said it was very embarrassing at times, but after a while I just did not care anymore and just continued to jerk off lol, and all males know that at a certain time of your life you jerk off a massive time.

[Camel Jockey]

Really? My mom never really said anything about the incident, and she's never brought it up ever. She's walked to into my room several times while I've had a porn mpg on, but she caught me choking the chicken only once, and she's never said a single thing about anything. Still I got pretty embarassed every single time, especially the one where I was jerking.

[Stark]

Really? My mom never really said anything about the incident, and she's never brought it up ever. She's walked to into my room several times while I've had a porn mpg on, but she caught me choking the chicken only once, and she's never said a single thing about anything. Still I got pretty embarassed every single time, especially the one where I was jerking.

maybe I was super active, but I had porn stacked under by bed, we have/had these huge containers were everybody in the neighborhood could throw away their papers... like a paper collection.
I would clime into that fucking thing to find porn lol.
So yeah she always thought that porn is really dirty and shows woman from a wrong point of view... Now I  an deal with that and  I piss her off by saying that it shows for exactly what they are (to most of us at least) I mean let's be real here folks, if you see a smoking hot blond (as we have many at www.simply2hopt.com) does she seriously believe we think: I wonder if she is driving an Audi? Bullshit we think, I wonder if she ever took it up the ass and if she deepthroaght.
I wonder how my mother will react when I will tell her that I have a semi porn page

[Nordic Superman]

maybe I was super active, but I had porn stacked under by bed, we have/had these huge containers were everybody in the neighborhood could throw away their papers... like a paper collection.
I would clime into that fucking thing to find porn lol.
So yeah she always thought that porn is really dirty and shows woman from a wrong point of view... Now I  an deal with that and  I piss her off by saying that it shows for exactly what they are (to most of us at least) I mean let's be real here folks, if you see a smoking hot blond (as we have many at www.simply2hopt.com) does she seriously believe we think: I wonder if she is driving an Audi? Bullshit we think, I wonder if she ever took it up the ass and if she deepthroaght.
I wonder how my mother will react when I will tell her that I have a semi porn page

She will be ok with the semi porn page, but the movie of you getting fucked in the ass by a pig might upset her.

[Stark]

She will be ok with the semi porn page, but the movie of you getting fucked in the ass by a pig might upset her.

yeah I haven't gotton to the bestiality fetish yet, she's not ready for that.

[gtbro1]

She will be ok with the semi porn page, but the movie of you getting fucked in the ass by a pig might upset her.

 

[Debussey]

dude that is nothing, my mother actually tried to catch me every time I was jerking off, I have vivid memories of her sneaking up to the door and trying to catch me.
looking back it sound really weird, I think she seriously had an general issue with sexuality (male sexuality) she was and still is very much emancipated alway into for the rights of woman and such... she is a emancipated woman.
It was just very weird looking back thinking of what she did.
Every time she caught me she would say how disgusting it was (it's a wonder that I grew up sexually open as I am right now... I should have grown up a serialkiller) I even overheard a convo with my mother and my father: She: He must have a problem, and He: Nah that is totally normal.
Like I said it was very embarrassing at times, but after a while I just did not care anymore and just continued to jerk off lol, and all males know that at a certain time of your life you jerk off a massive time.

You are a true pervert. 

[ATHEIST]

I was in my room jerking off to porn and my mom walked right in cuz I forgot to lock the fucking door.   

 
 holy hell that was my worst fear back then.

[Stark]

You are a true pervert. 

well thank you

[gtbro1]

 
 holy hell that was my worst fear back then.

   That would be so embarrassing.

[gtbro1]

Really? My mom never really said anything about the incident, and she's never brought it up ever. She's walked to into my room several times while I've had a porn mpg on, but she caught me choking the chicken only once, and she's never said a single thing about anything. Still I got pretty embarassed every single time, especially the one where I was jerking.

Did you ever blast her like in the movie "Naked Mile" ?

[Camel Jockey]

Did you ever blast her like in the movie "Naked Mile" ?

Eww, of course not.

[Fury]

Did you ever blast her like in the movie "Naked Mile" ?

hahaha, or Grandma's Boy when he busts on Jeff's mom at like 3 in the morning after jerking off to an action figure. Great movie.