February x, 2007
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RUSH: Insert rant to divide listeners. Rant will contain issue which affects about .002% of population. Rant will point at dems' actions from '92-'00 for all US failures under Republican rule from '01-'06. Rant will carry water for White House and will blame Pelosi's local actions in San Fransciso for Bush's inability to manage Iraqi wars at least twice. When in doubt or confronted with evidence you do not like, refer to caller as a terrorist, mention a mushroom cloud, and hang up on caller.
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