A man walks into a bar and sees Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush.
He walks up to the bartender excited and says, "That's George Bush!!"
He then walks over to their table and says, "what are you guys doing here?"
"Planning World War III."
"Against who?," asked the man.
"140 million Muslims and a big breasted blonde"
"What did the blonde do?"
Rumsfeld turns to Bush and says, "see I told you nobody cares about the 140 million Muslims"