A rugged sheepherder from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat
around the bush, You have AIDS."
The sheepherder tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says,
Doc,
what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10
Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
cereal,
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The sheepherder squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will
that
cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding
of
what your ass is for."
