Derek how do your parents feel about your career choices?
Well, you are talking parents who has share a last name BEFORE they have got married, so I bet there isn't so much mental activity in that family to share any feelings. That's why little Derek is what he is, a cock sucking homo. His first birthday present was 5" from dad, while his mom was on the street earning some money for the family. This is only possible explanation why somebody can be such a complete looser. That poor little bastard has been a victim of pedophiles in his inbreeding family, and that's why he is a. so fuc*king stupid and b. so full of hate. He doesnt understand that it isn't our fault that he is simpleminded little homo, and that's why he hate us. Let's face it, there is only few people with bigger handicap than he is. He is gay whore, balding fast, he got a HIV, he is an uneducated idiot, he can't even spell, he live with his parents, he is a narc and he is losing his shape because of using synthol. How you can beat that? Well, if you think about it, there is still Valvoline, Klaus Kaak and Klaus Döring ahead of him, but Derek "I am Gay Whore and proud of it" has real potential to be a biggest ass clown of all times. He is just so delusional little idiot which is needed to accomplish something like Valvolinos career as an self made elephant man.
