Best Quotes and insults.

[ripitupbaby]

Thanks Kiwi...it was the double quoting that I couldn't get...

What do you guys think the percentage is of people at Getbig who actually work out vs. flaming cocksuckers who are just here trolling for dudes I think it's about 50/50.

There's only two of us here.  I'm straight.  I guess that makes you the cock nibbler, danny.

[DK II]

I'm now including myself into this thread. 

Yes, protein straight from the tab.

When True Gaydonis sucks off heroin addicts behind the main station, he calls that 'junk food'.

I don't get enough attention from you guys. 

[gtbro1]

 

epic gums and 14 inch arms.

    LMFAO!  I just spit out my food when I read that.

 

[Man of Steel]

Officially added to the collective greatness of Squad quotes:

kiwi commenting on Bluto's attempt at Squad interference:

Is the same as a 60 year old corn farmer in Iowa attempting to cool down the sun on a hot summer day by blowing in it's direction, once.

Discuss

[kiwiol]

Officially added to the collective greatness of Squad quotes:

kiwi commenting on Bluto's attempt at Squad interference:

Thanks man, but I'd rather pick these 2 of mine

$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the venue and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principles.

ShutUpandRunATrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I warned you over and over to watch your manners around my legendary SQUAD brothers, but you have opened your big mouth one too many times now and each time with less care than when you ignore puss-infected blisters on the 'package' of the black bear you're kneeling in front of, before trying to repeatedly swallow said package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha Oh brother I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who posts an ad in the gay section part of the Personals in the local online magazine that says, 'Plump, soft, full-figured drama queen (giggles) who loves lipstick, Pilates, and being her keeper's nanny, is looking for a discreet relationship with a man who will tame this wild kitty and make her purr when she constantly recollects his hairy chest and strong, 'penetrating' embrace!!! #7654576 Call me Hung Wankenstein' and sneaks back into bed with your 3 week old, soon to be ex-boyfriend who is sleeping blissfully with a smile on his face that's also littered with patches of his own ass hair that he tore off your hungry fangs in a passion frenzy, unaware that you just 'upgraded' your Ugandan mail order 'Tri before you buy' bridegroom package for a bigger, hairier mulatto bear. Hahahahahahahahaha gayer than saving someone's life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gtbro1]

who was it that called Lord Humungus "Lord HOMOGAYASS" ? I laughed my ass off at that for some reason.

[kiwiol]

who was it that called Lord Humungus "Lord HOMOGAYASS" ? I laughed my ass off at that for some reason.

Hahahaha that must be none other than the legendary Showstoppa!! I also remember an incredibly funny post of his in which he mentioned some tiny tit (maybe BrianX) using a special dildo called the 'Invader 1500', which he described as 'a 16" by 9" rectum stretching behemoth' hahahahahaha

[gtbro1]

Hahahaha that must be none other than the legendary Showstoppa!! I also remember an incredibly funny post of his in which he mentioned some tiny tit (maybe BrianX) using a special dildo called the 'Invader 1500', which he described as 'a 16" by 9" rectum stretching behemoth' hahahahahaha

He hasn't posted in awhile...at least not that I have seen.

[kiwiol]

He hasn't posted in awhile...at least not that I have seen.

Showstoppa looks more like the guy in the pic below, but like you say, hasn't posted in a while here which is such a shame cause he's incredibly funny and a lot of times, funnier than even Sars and MoS!

[gtbro1]

Showstoppa looks more like the guy in the pic below, but like you say, hasn't posted in a while here which is such a shame cause he's incredibly funny and a lot of times, funnier than even Sars and MoS!

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[kiwiol]

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I agree. No way someone that old and on that much juice has a full head of hair

[gtbro1]

I agree. No way someone that old and on that much juice has a full head of hair

sad thing is...if that were a real picture,and someone posted it saying it was them...there would still be two pages worth of ;

  "hahaha  monster triceps"
 
  "epic 15" arms and 19" quads"

 

[kiwiol]

Pure Gold

hahaha buttlick is the perfect example that you can better your body, but you can't do a damn thing about that ugly mug.

More on Buttsuck

monster 13'' neck and charlie chapmans eyebrows.

[triple_pickle]

hahahahah, that's one classic!

Hahahahahaha OK 'Deltissimus' Oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who goes home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've got some good news and bad news. The good news is, when a cop pulled me over to give me a $160 speeding ticket earlier today, I saved us the money by giving him head. The bad news (for you) is, I loved it and am moving in with him tomorrow. Now can I please get me a nice, thick cucumber from the fridge? I need to start practicing my fellatio skills" and starts loosening up his jaw. Hahahahahahaha gayer than loading Creatine.

[BigCypriate]

hahahahah, that's one classic!

That was indeed a classic.

[Tapeworm]

MOS to Bluto:

Be gone with your vile pole smokery.

Fvcking OWNED my mind - I was doing the must-suppress-laughter-while-in-public thing for hours.

[Bigthumbz]

What if you call someone Kegdrainer? That would be the biggest insult to me.

[Bluto]

i admit there was a couple of gems in this thread, but considering there's 44,000 posts on the v and you did this gay shit routine for over a year, that means nearly everything you guys ever posted was not worth remembering and not funny 

a couple of gems outta 44,000 posts. now that's bad, that's really bad

[kiwiol]

Hahahahaha this is beyond legendary!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha, "choad" is know in the "slammer" for his world famous blowjobs, funny thing is that all those black dudes were willing to pay "him" with cigarrettes but "he' refused and said, "you guys are so silly, you don't have to give me your precious cigs for something i love to do so much, just drop those drawers and let me charm those snakes", hahahahahahahahaha, gayer than Sunflower seeds.

[Bluto]

Hahahahaha this is beyond legendary!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing legendary about it just another variation of a quote allready posted in this thread

this thread just shows that i was right all along, the whole gay theme was boring and useless and outta 44 000 posts you got a dozen "funny" quotes

that's terrible. 
 

[kiwiol]

nothing legendary about it just another variation of a quote allready posted in this thread

this thread just shows that i was right all along, the whole gay theme was boring and useless and outta 44 000 posts you got a dozen "funny" quotes

that's terrible. 
 

See if you have the balls to come up with a SQUAD style joke Bluto - I bet you right here and now that you can never make a 'I bet you are the type of 'guy' joke' as good as we can - only legends can do it

[Man of Steel]

Just gave this thread a read.....classic stuff!!

[Bluto]

See if you have the balls to come up with a SQUAD style joke Bluto - I bet you right here and now that you can never make a 'I bet you are the type of 'guy' joke' as good as we can - only legends can do it

i bet the reason it would be hard to come up with one would be that you used them all with your 44 000 posts 

let's face it - 44 000 posts and the only funny ones you can recall are the ones posted in this thread? that says it all.

no wonder i thought it was boring as hell all along and wanted a stop to it. turned out so was everyone else.

[kiwiol]

i bet the reason it would be hard to come up with one would be that you used them all with your 44 000 posts 

let's face it - 44 000 posts and the only funny ones you can recall are the ones posted in this thread? that says it all.

no wonder i thought it was boring as hell all along and wanted a stop to it. turned out so was everyone else.

Translation - I have zero f*cking imagination

[Bluto]

Translation - I have zero f*cking imagination

when it comes to gay sex etc my imagination is limited, thank god.

you on the other hand doesnt have this problem... i wonder why you're so comfortable thinking about sex with other men?

actually i dont wonder. i know why.

because you're gay. duh!