Author Topic: Best Quotes and insults. (Read 36688 times)

kiwiol · « **Reply #125 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:38:22 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:36:16 AM

when it comes to gay sex etc my imagination is limited, thank god.

you on the other hand doesnt have this problem... i wonder why you're so comfortable thinking about sex with other men?

actually i dont wonder. i know why.

because you're gay. duh!

Haha I'm in love with one of the most gorgeous girls in the world and she's the only one I care for

I never describe gay sex, dumbass - I just make a joke about how it comes to be and do it cause it's just for a laugh. And I do make tons of jokes in other ways too - I try to make each post of mine funny in some way LOL.

Bluto · « **Reply #126 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:41:53 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 07:38:22 AM

Haha I'm in love with one of the most gorgeous girls in the world and she's the only one I care for

I never describe gay sex, dumbass - I just make a joke about how it comes to be and do it cause it's just for a laugh. And I do make tons of jokes in other ways too - I try to make each post of mine funny in some way LOL.

yes. youre in love with the beast. who you've never met.

nice going stud, it's you and gene simmons and hugh hefner keeping it real

kiwiol · « **Reply #127 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:51:59 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:41:53 AM

yes. youre in love with the beast. who you've never met.

nice going stud, it's you and gene simmons and hugh hefner keeping it real

Haha I wasn't talking about Jenny who is just adorable. I am talking about my girl IRL

Bluto · « **Reply #128 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:56:12 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 07:51:59 AM

Haha I wasn't talking about Jenny who is just adorable. I am talking about my girl IRL

does she know youre married to the beast?

kiwiol · « **Reply #129 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:39:40 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:56:12 AM

does she know youre married to the beast?

Hahaha the wedding thread was just a joke, but the part about Jenny flying down here wasn't. My girl knows all about Jenny of course - I'm very straight with all my dealings Blewtwo

leonp1981 · « **Reply #130 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:55:44 AM »

Gayer than remembering your anniversary.

Bluto · « **Reply #131 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:56:59 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 08:39:40 AM

Hahaha the wedding thread was just a joke, but the part about Jenny flying down here wasn't. My girl knows all about Jenny of course - I'm very straight with all my dealings Blewtwo

so what does your gf think about you flying in your internet love ?

kiwiol · « **Reply #132 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 08:56:59 AM

so what does your gf think about you flying in your internet love ?

That's none of your damn business

Bluto · « **Reply #133 on:** May 30, 2007, 11:16:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 08:58:06 AM

That's none of your damn business

you havent told her about your plans eh?

kiwiol · « **Reply #134 on:** May 30, 2007, 11:42:29 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 11:16:38 AM

you havent told her about your plans eh?

You live for gossip don't you Blewtwo?

triple_pickle · « **Reply #135 on:** May 30, 2007, 11:59:33 AM »

bluto, how many of your 13,000+ post are "classic"?

"classic" implies rarity, if half of the squad's posts were considered best of the best there would be something wrong with it, wouldn't it? think about it as supply and demand: if a rare species becomes abundant, the value of a single specimen drops dramatically.

kiwiol · « **Reply #136 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:25:44 PM »

Quote from: triple_pickle on May 30, 2007, 11:59:33 AM

bluto, how many of your 13,000+ post are "classic"?

"classic" implies rarity, if half of the squad's posts were considered best of the best there would be something wrong with it, wouldn't it? think about it as supply and demand: if a rare species becomes abundant, the value of a single specimen drops dramatically.

Are you saying Blewtwo lives to try swallow an erect human phallus every hour or so, TP?

benchmstr · « **Reply #137 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:40:21 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 12:25:44 PM

Are you saying Blewtwo lives to try swallow an erect human phallus every hour or so, TP?

no,every half-hour

bench

triple_pickle · « **Reply #138 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:43:24 PM »

"phalluses" is more correct.

wait, on a second thought, "horse phalluses" is even more correct.

DK II · « **Reply #139 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:20:36 PM »

Bluto tries to suck off every italian gay sex tourist coming to Prague on his lonley night on the Karlsbridge. This is Bluto's way of relaxing from a hard day's work as an assistant street sweeper, cleaning the streets and living from what german, american and japanese tourists throw into waste bins.

The italian tourists are what Bluto refers to as his extra protein after the cage fights. With cage fights, he means his struggle when the police catch him prostituting himsel and try to rape his ass in a prison cell.

triple_pickle · « **Reply #140 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:25:57 PM »

yes, he's into "italian stallions" in both human and animal form

The Squadfather · « **Reply #141 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:29:28 PM »

Quote from: triple_pickle on May 30, 2007, 01:25:57 PM

yes, he's into "italian stallions" in both human and animal form

hahahahaha. as long as it has a dick "bluto" loves it.

Bluto · « **Reply #142 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:57:33 PM »

Quote from: triple_pickle on May 30, 2007, 11:59:33 AM

bluto, how many of your 13,000+ post are "classic"?

"classic" implies rarity, if half of the squad's posts were considered best of the best there would be something wrong with it, wouldn't it? think about it as supply and demand: if a rare species becomes abundant, the value of a single specimen drops dramatically.

but a dozen or so outta 44 000 ? that's pretty much proof that all you fags wasted 12 months posting nothing but shit.

that's a self-owning if i've ever heard about one.

Bluto · « **Reply #143 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:58:34 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 30, 2007, 01:20:36 PM

Bluto tries to suck off every italian gay sex tourist coming to Prague on his lonley night on the Karlsbridge. This is Bluto's way of relaxing from a hard day's work as an assistant street sweeper, cleaning the streets and living from what german, american and japanese tourists throw into waste bins.

The italian tourists are what Bluto refers to as his extra protein after the cage fights. With cage fights, he means his struggle when the police catch him prostituting himsel and try to rape his ass in a prison cell.

haha and this pathetic clown, he came into this thread and wanted to be part with the gang so he nominated himself by posting some lame shit and NOBODY laughed or even commented on it

hahaha what a self-owned fool

"hey guys!!! i nominate myself!!!"

monster attempt to fit in

kiwiol · « **Reply #144 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:02:57 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 01:58:34 PM

haha and this pathetic clown, he came into this thread and wanted to be part with the gang so he nominated himself by posting some lame shit and NOBODY laughed or even commented on it

hahaha what a self-owned fool

"hey guys!!! i nominate myself!!!"

monster attempt to fit in

DonkeyKong is a V board legend and it's understood that he automatically brings teh funny like Euro

Bluto · « **Reply #145 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:05:14 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 02:02:57 PM

DonkeyKong is a V board legend and it's understood that he automatically brings teh funny like Euro

thats why there wasnt a single quote by him in this thread except the one he posted himself

kiwiol · « **Reply #146 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 02:05:14 PM

thats why there wasnt a single quote by him in this thread except the one he posted himself

Hahaha find them and post them up you lazy f*ck - I ain't your bitch

Bluto · « **Reply #147 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:11:31 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 02:06:46 PM

Hahaha find them and post them up you lazy f*ck - I ain't your bitch

but nobody did, nobody mentioned him being funny nobody requested a quote from him. nobody

that says a lot

guy is boring as shit, hell after 1 year of gay posting he couldnt get ONE funny quote in

that gotta be a new record of worthlessness

kiwiol · « **Reply #148 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:13:27 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 02:11:31 PM

but nobody did, nobody mentioned him being funny nobody requested a quote from him. nobody

that says a lot

guy is boring as shit, hell after 1 year of gay posting he couldnt get ONE funny quote in

that gotta be a new record of worthlessness

Sorry I'm confused - are you talking about DK or you?

Bluto · « **Reply #149 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:15:34 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 02:13:27 PM

Sorry I'm confused - are you talking about DK or you?

dk. i dont do gay shit

im known to be one of the funniest guys but im more intelligent, creative and witty than that. im above this old "your mama"-joke recycled bullshit

hell that was the reason half the v board went to the y board because they got tired of all that shit and it never returned since