hahahahaha, are you suggesting that Avesher has his sights set on becoming "Avesher DMS", Doctor of Munching Sausages, Kiwiol?
All I'm saying BigC, is that Avesher is the kind of 'guy' who wears those incredibly loose and short shorts Richard Simmons wears, goes into the gym, gets on the floor in front of some musclebear and starts doing hamstring stretches by grabbing one leg and hooking his ankle behind his ears, exposing his nutsack and everything else due to not wearing undies, and when the bear looks at him with more than a casual interest, says, "Oh, don't mind me big musclebear. I'm just a naughty little plaything looking for a big strong bear to treat me like a nasty little twinkie bottom. But don't let me distract you - I'm headed to the Sauna and will be there, waiting for a big guy to swoop me off my feet. Ta ta" and heads towards the sauna, while swaying his hips 'seductively' and giggling like a schoolgirl. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than George Bush's foreign policy.
