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kiwiol

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Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« on: February 12, 2007, 05:40:27 AM »
Flower had an unprovoked meltdown in the V recently and as part of helping her, I suggest we all come up with possible reasons as to why she's this pissed off (apart from the obvious PMS). Lets make a list - I'll start:

1) Someone said something witty / sensible in the X for a change

2) Her little pooch was found loitering in the streets and was picked up by a kind soul who fixed it and returned it back, as a result of which it no longer humps her leg every few minutes, which was the reason she loved it in the first place

3) She's run out of chocolate and the other foods that she inhales everytime she gets rejected by a guy she hooks up with online, after he sees what she looks like in real life.

Feel free to add to this list. Let's help out the little lady :)
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 05:41:07 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 12, 2007, 05:40:27 AM
Flower had an unprovoked meltdown in the V recently and as part of helping her, I suggest we all come up with possible reasons as to why she's this pissed off (apart from the obvious PMS). Lets make a list - I'll start:

1) Someone said something witty / sensible in the X for a change

2) Her little pooch was found loitering in the streets and was picked up by a kind soul who fixed it and returned it back, as a result of which it no longer humps her leg every few minutes, which was the reason she loved it in the first place

3) She's run out of chocolate and the other foods that she inhales everytime she gets rejected by a guy she hooks up with online, after he sees what she looks like in real life.

Feel free to add to this list. Let's help out the little lady :)

By pooch you mean that little pocket of fat at the bottom of her stomach? And here I was thinking she just had a 38" waist.
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 05:41:48 AM »
She is ginger and has spilt some green tea.
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 05:42:32 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 12, 2007, 05:41:07 AM
By pooch you mean that little pocket of fat at the bottom of her stomach? And here I was thinking she just had a 38" waist.

Hahahahahaha I meant that ugly little dog of hers. And she hasn't had a 38" waist since she was 13.
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 05:49:51 AM »
4. She realised all the "guys" on the X "board" were only talking about dogs and make up just to get down her pants (apart from Toxic Avenger, who just loves being a little bitch)
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 05:51:58 AM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on February 12, 2007, 05:49:51 AM
4. She realised all the "guys" on the X "board" were only talking about dogs and make up just to get down her pants (apart from Toxic Avenger, who just loves being a little bitch)

5) There's more to this very valid theory - she got upset when said 'guys' got into her pants, saw no penoris and just walked out coldly.
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 05:57:47 AM »
Can we have a flower is "             " than "                 " .
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 05:59:35 AM »
Quote from: Wampyri on February 12, 2007, 05:57:47 AM
Can we have a flower is "             " than "                 " .

Don't see why not. What are you suggesting?
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 06:02:03 AM »
Flowers ass fatter than medfords back
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 06:03:37 AM »
"Flower's" pubic hair is so orange that............













When she gets it waxed the beautician has to wear sunglasses
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 06:06:15 AM »
Quote from: Wampyri on February 12, 2007, 06:02:03 AM
Flowers ass fatter than medfords back

Hahahahaha nothing's fatter than Medford's back except for maybe the cock Shadow's sucking at the moment.
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 06:49:02 AM »
 ::)
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 06:54:07 AM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on February 12, 2007, 06:49:02 AM
::)

Hahahahaha looks like we've upset Flower. Let's back off guys.
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007, 08:07:40 AM »
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2007, 09:21:46 AM »
the name Kenny might have something to do wit it ;D
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2007, 09:22:26 AM »
 :P
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2007, 09:26:05 AM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on February 12, 2007, 09:22:26 AM
:P

Flower, it'd be cool to have you as a regular on the V. Can we keep our fingers crossed?
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2007, 09:27:58 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 12, 2007, 09:26:05 AM
Flower, it'd be cool to have you as a regular on the V. Can we keep our fingers crossed?

    like when they're in your ass?

  You call that the salty pretzel?    ;D


   
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2007, 09:36:20 AM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on February 12, 2007, 09:27:58 AM
    like when they're in your ass?

  You call that the salty pretzel?    ;D


   

Is that why you're angry? You haven't had your pretzel for the day? I think you should have one now and make a video of the same. If you post it, I'll sticky it in the V - promise 8)
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2007, 09:57:40 PM »
she gets bored with the regular idiots on the x from time to time. she wants some cock from the V board guys !  hahahha
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2007, 11:22:10 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 12, 2007, 06:06:15 AM
...except for maybe the cock Shadow's sucking at the moment.

HAhahahahaha!!! allways a safe call at any hour of the day 8)
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2007, 09:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Count Grishnackh on February 12, 2007, 09:57:40 PM
she gets bored with the regular idiots on the x from time to time. she wants some cock from the V board guys !  hahahha

Sometimes I look for teh funny and accidently take a look at teh x, and all i see is:  :-X
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2007, 10:01:00 AM »
ahaha yeah to post on the X all you need to know is.... :P :P :-* :) ;) :D ;D >:(



and lolololoz


get that right and they'll love you!


ta ta
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2007, 10:06:04 AM »
Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on February 13, 2007, 10:01:00 AM
ahaha yeah to post on the X all you need to know is.... :P :P :-* :) ;) :D ;D >:(



and lolololoz


get that right and they'll love you!


ta ta

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Possible reasons why Flower is angry at the moment:
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2007, 11:06:55 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 12, 2007, 06:06:15 AM
Hahahahaha nothing's fatter than Medford's back except for maybe the cock Shadow's sucking at the moment.

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!   Classic!
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