Man-up Sarcasm/Squadfather... you keep trying to derail this thread... my challenge isn't going away:
*Option 1
Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler posts a video (his identity must be verified by either Ron or a Mod in good standing) in which he identifies himself and matches just one of my best lifts from when I was 14 (Sarcasm's age). That's a 200 lb Bench or a 250 lb Squat or a 250 lb Deadlift... any ONE of these lifts for ONE clean rep. He can use a belt and bench shirt for the bench press. He can use a belt and a power suit for the squat. He can use a belt with lifting straps and/or hooks for the deadlift...
Luke's forfeit: I must send Squadfather $100 dollars (to be verified by impartial third party), I must leave GetBig forever (no gimmicks, IP banned and account deleted).... and just for good measure Mindspin will give Squadfather back his "Sarcasm" account with his post totals from the Squadfather and Heckler added to the original 12,000.
*Option 2
I, The Luke, must post a video in which I identify myself as the 5'5'' 220 lb 25-30% bf monster-hunting comicbookguy-from-the-simpsons-looking blobbybuilder that I am and perform the following lifts witnessed by other identified GetBig members:
Single clean rep in the barbell bench press with at least 300 lbs (no belt, no wrist supports)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell back squat with at least 400 lbs, to at least parallel (no belt, no lifting suit)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell floor deadlift with at least 500 lbs, no hitching, no jerking (wrist straps allowed as I have midget hands, no belt permitted)
....failure to satisfactorily complete any one of these lifts will constitute a total failure.
Squad forfeit: Sarcasm/Squadfather must leave Getbig forever (account deleted, no gimmicks and IP address banned) and all other Squad members must agree collectively to three months in time out and promise under pain of account deletion to:
-quit "owning" people;
-stop hijacking threads;
-stop using gimmick accounts;
-desist from baseless attacks;
...for a period of 6 months in order that the contributing members can get a taste of what a troll-free GetBig would be like.
The Luke