the ugliest soccer 11 ever!

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

In goal we have Steve Ogrizovic!



Then we have! Phil Neville!



then Steve Bruce!



colin hendry to form a hellish partnership!



then Khalid "hard paper round" Boulahrouz! He is only 24!!!



Then Jason Wilcox!



Matt le Tissier, nice teeth!



Luke Chadwick could not be left out!



And Old Ivan Campo!



Robert "Dan18 size forehead" Earnshaw



And Lastly Twinkle toes himself





please feel free to add your own!!


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[leonp1981]

Where's Ian Dowie   

Or Gianfranco Zola   

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

ahahahahaha how could I have forgot Dowie!!!!


Bloody hell his face makes my eyes bleed, I'd sub him for Earnshaw!!!

Hey you guys!!!!!!!






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[Scimowser]

first one i looked for was shadwick! ha ha

Ronaldinho HAS to be there!Oliver Kahn cos he is the poster boy for aryans, Jim Leighton got ripped by us at Pittodrie a few years ago and hes never been pretty! ha ha

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

to be fair to chadders he actually looks ok now he has grown up!!

Forgot about Leighton, he looked like a spitting image doll!

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[Diesel1]

lol, great thread.

You forgot Keown.


Rio Ferdinand


Nobby Stiles


Jack Charlton

[Drij]

if only collina could still be allowed to ref. He was a good official.

[Scimowser]

no, he was the best official - certainly that ive ever seen

[leonp1981]

What?  Better than Phil Dowd!!   

That guy was a joke yesterday.

[Diesel1]

no, he was the best official - certainly that ive ever seen

probably the one thing in football that all people agree upon.

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

keown!! ahahaha how did i forget!!

anyways, subs bench!

Crouch!


Wayne!!



and Edwin!!!



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[Faust]

Haha, my vote goes to rooney. He looks like a five foot ten toddler.



Jan Koller is up there too. I can't believe he's banging this.


Bastian Schweinsteiger's face matches his name perfectly.

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

jan koller is banging Colleen???


ahaha I think you double posted Rooney mate.


What a story that would be though!!

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[Faust]

jan koller is banging Colleen???

ahaha I think you double posted Rooney mate.

What a story that would be though!!
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Correct. I changed it.

How could we forget Ronaldinho?
They should force him to play with a mask.

[210 and growing]

Christian Ziege ?

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

FUGLY!




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[Hedgehog]

Wayne Rooney:



-Hedge

[Nordic Superman]

Dowie looks fooking scary in that second pic...

Ronaldinho certainly has some freakish features.

If I was to imagine what a earth worm would look like with a face it would be this: