Darth would be fumbling around with his cell phone battery "again" hahahhahaha
no no , he'd go up to superstar at a bar and say "ok tough guy, you and me outside in 30 seconds".
when superstar goes out there to unleash a fist rape on him, darth would be gone.
later on, darth would call the bar and go "where the hell is that hardass? i've been waiting for him outside of this diner 45 miles south of the bar for the last hour. he's just too much of a pussy to show up i guess, i win , i own him".