HI,
what time is it in america?
I had a massive full-on fall out with my mad mother last night (Mercury has gone retrograde, in Pisces, it's in the stars.
today i went to do my pap test, my cervical smear, which I'd been putting off (like the mammogram I just finally did because I had a few personal problems last year), then saw the Doctor and told her I've never been sick. then I went back to the nurse and did a blood sample, they tested for kidneys and livers and thyroids and hormones. Nice.
that's what I did for valentines day. I enjoy being single. I walked back and went to the garden centre on the way home from the doctor and they had a trowel with a bone handle for £95. I had a manic attack (a hot flush). So then I looked at all the lovely plants and figured out how much I'm worth. I smelled the hyacinths (£3.95) and the mimosa (£49.99) and came home giggling.
xLinda
all afternoon I waited in for my next door neighbour who is a gas man, builder, central heating engineer to come round to bleed my radiator. He didn't show up. I'm going to the shops shortly. Also I have that bloke who wears two white sheets visiting. My Mr Swami.
I heard a good one today, but I cannot re-tell jokes. It was a crazy christian one about sallemmetc (muslim) pray to allah, the one where you get down on your knees and pray.
if you say it right it ryhmes with sausages and bacon.
Love you, mean it.
