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Bluto - Any Hope?
« on: February 15, 2007, 02:31:09 AM »
hahahahhaha heres a few points to get you started:
-He defends Derek Anthony and anything "homosexual"
-He defends the Zionist occupation of Israel and doesn't believe in any sort of racial difference
-He is against any sort of intensity
-He believes all women prefer skinny men
-He has over 10 000 posts on a bodybuilding forum yet hates muscle

ahhahaahhahaha this tiny tit must rep it out with 135 pounds on squats when he gets to the sixth rep he leaves the gym so he doesn't "overtrain" as it might damage the "CNS"

"Bluto" would be such a push over in real life his little sister at the tender age of 8yrs old still bosses him around nevermind any employment he might have ahahhhaahhahaha "Blew-two's" idea of a hard day at work is when the secretary asks for two coffees instead of the usual one in the morning hours...

Is there any hope for this disasterpiece?

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Re: Bluto - Any Hope?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 03:02:37 AM »
hahahahhaha heres a few points to get you started:
-He defends Derek Anthony and anything "homosexual"
-He defends the Zionist occupation of Israel and doesn't believe in any sort of racial difference
-He is against any sort of intensity
-He believes all women prefer skinny men
-He has over 10 000 posts on a bodybuilding forum yet hates muscle

ahhahaahhahaha this tiny tit must rep it out with 135 pounds on squats when he gets to the sixth rep he leaves the gym so he doesn't "overtrain" as it might damage the "CNS"

"Bluto" would be such a push over in real life his little sister at the tender age of 8yrs old still bosses him around nevermind any employment he might have ahahhhaahhahaha "Blew-two's" idea of a hard day at work is when the secretary asks for two coffees instead of the usual one in the morning hours...

Is there any hope for this disasterpiece?

Hahahahahaha you've described Bluto perfectly in all aspects except one. I don't see how you can refer to Bluto as 'He' when his sex is yet to be established. Apart from that, well done.

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Re: Bluto - Any Hope?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 04:02:36 AM »
Hahahahahaha you've described Bluto perfectly in all aspects except one. I don't see how you can refer to Bluto as 'He' when his sex is yet to be established. Apart from that, well done.
Yes this was a point of contention in my creation of the thread as to what title Bluto required "he", "she" or "it". Its a shame this abomination cannot even have his own gender deciphered from his posts...

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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 04:42:48 AM »
Yes this was a point of contention in my creation of the thread as to what title Bluto required "he", "she" or "it". Its a shame this abomination cannot even have his own gender deciphered from his posts...


Hahahahahahaha I just checked out Blew-two's thread in which he openly refers to Hollywood male actors as hunks' :-X

Let's continue with another hunk, vince vaughn...

maybe THE choice of man for the majority of women today... Patrick Dempsey

here's a look at this big MUSCLED BODY...

MUSCLE HUNK jared leto:

Brad Pitt playing the HUNK in Thelma & Louise..........proving that his BODY was picked to attract .... and was perfect for this part.


And on and on and on........ Brutal coming out of the closet :-X

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 04:47:19 AM »
Hahahahahahaha this one has to take the cake

back in the day, richard gere was the hottest guy around? why? because of this physique. you just dont see any moviestar pose like this.

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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 05:39:56 AM »

Hahahahahahaha I just checked out Blew-two's thread in which he openly refers to Hollywood male actors as hunks' :-X

And on and on and on........ Brutal coming out of the closet :-X

LMAO!!!!! gayer than a ham toastie

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Re: Bluto - Any Hope?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 07:09:23 AM »
LMAO!!!!! gayer than a ham toastie
Dan what the hell is a ham toastie. ???
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 07:14:43 AM »
Dan what the hell is a ham toastie. ???

Are you trying to make a joke? What do you folks in the US call a sandwich consisting of ham, cheese and toasted bread ???

Superstar will know what it is, I'm sure 8)

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 07:35:55 AM »
Are you trying to make a joke? What do you folks in the US call a sandwich consisting of ham, cheese and toasted bread ???

Superstar will know what it is, I'm sure 8)
we call it a ham and cheese sandwich or ham sub depending on the bread used..
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2007, 07:39:31 AM »
we call it a ham and cheese sandwich or ham sub depending on the bread used..


LOL, I know, I was just being tongue-in-cheek.

Even though I'm not American, I do know a lot about your culture and the English, cause I've always been fascinated by the greatest country in the world 8)

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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2007, 08:15:43 AM »
LOL, I know, I was just being tongue-in-cheek.

Even though I'm not American, I do know a lot about the culture and the English, cause I've always been fascinated by the greatest country in the world 8)
True its just run by an idiot....
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Re: Bluto - Any Hope?
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2007, 09:05:56 AM »
gayer than boy george haha

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Re: Bluto - Any Hope?
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 01:20:28 PM »
Bluto has provided us with much entertainment in the past and should post here more often.

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Re: Bluto - Any Hope?
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2007, 06:56:59 AM »
haha i ahvent seen this thread what the fuck is that about israel? i never posted about that
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