Author Topic: People who do cardio are...... (Read 4703 times)

nycbull · « **on:** February 15, 2007, 06:54:31 AM »

MORONS, It is early in the moring and i am sitting at my desk looking out my office window on the corner of 57th and 8th and see some lady jogging down 8th avenue in an pink sweashirt and light blue visor and spandex tights, on the coldest harshest winter day all year. She is getting in the way of everyone trying to get to work. The sidewalks are covered in snow and ice, packed with people and there is only a small portioned that you can walk on. Yet she insists on jogging full force down the sidewalk in her little joggin outfit knocking into everyone. What a tool. She just ran into a bunch of people, almost fell, and turns around and says something to them. Now she is jogging in place watiting for the traffic light to change checking her pulse. What a moron. She needs to do the Adonis Principals and go to McDonalds.

Why do people who do cardio in public think they are so superior to everyone?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:56:43 AM »

Someone clearly didn't get any luvvin last nite...

Livewire · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:58:11 AM »

man i hate those cardio hoes.

LAMA-PAI · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:59:56 AM »

am sure she need some dick !

i hate those cardio nuts too

nycbull · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:00:47 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 15, 2007, 06:56:43 AM

Someone clearly didn't get any luvvin last nite...

hahahah true

UK Gold · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:01:34 AM »

That kind of dedication is admirable. The fitter a girl the better she can fuck. Or would you rather a fat, burger chomping, coke swigging trailer dweller?

nycbull · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:01:47 AM »

Quote from: LAMA-PAI on February 15, 2007, 06:59:56 AM

am sure she need some dick !
i hate those cardio nuts too

YES exactly, she is probably some over educated yuppie feminist. She needs a good pounding by a bodybuilder on steroids.

nycbull · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:03:39 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on February 15, 2007, 07:01:34 AM

That kind of dedication is admirable. The fitter a girl the better she can f**k. Or would you rather a fat, burger chomping, coke swigging trailer dweller?

She was no babe, believe me, most joggers aren't. I just don't think jogging does much for the body. I actually think it creates saggy skin. Look at anyone you know who jogs a lot, I bet they look older than they are.

nycbull · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:05:21 AM »

Fuuny thing about this is that Central Park is only one block away. But she insists on running in the streets. I think it is just to get attention. She needs to get laid.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:06:53 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on February 15, 2007, 07:01:47 AM

YES exactly, she is probably some over educated yuppie feminist. She needs a good pounding by a bodybuilder on steroids.

Word! I fuckin hate those bitches, thinking they can boss people around. They want to be treated equally when it's convenient, then they want special treatment as women when it's convenient. They're like the fuckin cripples...

UK Gold · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:11:10 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on February 15, 2007, 07:05:21 AM

Fuuny thing about this is that Central Park is only one block away. But she insists on running in the streets. I think it is just to get attention. She needs to get laid.

I think you should take matters into your own hands. Teach her a lesson - getbig style. [and i don't mean call her gay]

LAMA-PAI · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:12:56 AM »

typical yuppy new york city nut job !
i see them at my gym all the time
any chick living in new york more then a year for some reason loses their mind

Dingleberry · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:17:23 AM »

I would comment on this in greater detail, but I'm about to go jump on my stationary bike and knock out about 20-30 minutes of cardio on an empty stomach while watching some recorded episodes of metalocalypse. Some of us require cardio.

nycbull · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:20:12 AM »

Quote from: LAMA-PAI on February 15, 2007, 07:12:56 AM

typical yuppy new york city nut job !
i see them at my gym all the time
any chick living in new york more then a year for some reason loses their mind

hahahah true, So many girls come here to live the Sex in the City lifestyle. They think they can handle it, but once a guy they screw doesn't call the next day or sleeps with a prettier girl, they lose it completley.

nycbull · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:22:40 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on February 15, 2007, 07:17:23 AM

I would comment on this in greater detail, but I'm about to go jump on my stationary bike and knock out about 20-30 minutes of cardio on an empty stomach while watching some recorded episodes of metalocalypse. Some of us require cardio.

true, I guess its the ones that do it in public that annoy me. Always checking their pulse like its brain surgery.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:02:42 AM »

Is it possible that she is being chased by one of those New York City muggers? Those damn muggers!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:09:28 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on February 15, 2007, 07:22:40 AM

true, I guess its the ones that do it in public that annoy me. Always checking their pulse like its brain surgery.

I see where your coming from as well. I see those people that run themselves down to a human skeleton every day, and I wonder why anyone wants to look like they just escaped a death camp.

nycbull · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:12:05 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on February 15, 2007, 08:02:42 AM

Is it possible that she is being chased by one of those New York City muggers? Those damn muggers!

no problably just a gang of Puerto Ricans

tommywishbone · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:15:04 AM »

Puerto Rican hippies!

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:20:53 AM »

haha true i hate fucks like that..(cardio whores, who look like treblinka survivors)

also why would you do cardio in the morning on an empty stomach? some people even wake up and loose alot of needed sleep just to run on an empty stomach. total useless self torture. cardio on empty stomach doesnt burn more fat. so all you freaks out there..dont loose sleep over this shit. do the cardio in the evening when your fully awake and have some food in you.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:28:27 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on February 15, 2007, 07:05:21 AM

Fuuny thing about this is that Central Park is only one block away. But she insists on running in the streets. I think it is just to get attention. She needs to get laid.

Do the windows in your office open?

If so, throw a stapler at her then next time you see her and call her an ugly cvnt.

Seriously I hate super-driven people like that. The roads are SOLID ICE in NY right now and it's 2 degrees out. Missing one lousy run ain't gonna kill you.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:40:32 AM »

There is this older lady who looks like she has a serious eating disorder who does an hour of cardio before she showers and then works out. She uses the same elliptical everyday and will ask people to move off it if they are on it before she gets there, she also must have the t.v. in front of her on the station she chooses while having the big fan blowing whether it's on her or someone else, it just must be on. She is known for being very rude to people but she doesn't seem to realize the fucked up things she says, literally every regular in the gym that comes in around the time she is here has more then one story about her being a major stuck up bitch.

nycbull · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:40:39 AM »

Quote from: Groink on February 15, 2007, 08:28:27 AM

Do the windows in your office open?

If so, throw a stapler at her then next time you see her and call her an ugly cvnt.

Seriously I hate super-driven people like that. The roads are SOLID ICE in NY right now and it's 2 degrees out. Missing one lousy run ain't gonna kill you.

hahahah, they do, Ill have to look out for her.

Seriously though I have never seen a jogger with a body I would want. They always look sickly.

And I love the dudes who wear those tiny silky jogger shorts thinking they look all studly. Just an excuse to wear underwear in public.

I heard of a guy who would wear them to work on casual day.

heavyNbasic · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:47:19 AM »

I get a kick out of people that run-on-the-spot when waiting for a traffic light to change.

What's with that? I seriously doubt this has any more of an impact on conditioning than standing still and taking some deep breathes. Besides, the oxygen would do'em good. Not to mention that it looks foolish.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:55:31 AM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on February 15, 2007, 08:40:32 AM

There is this older lady who looks like she has a serious eating disorder who does an hour of cardio before she showers and then works out. She uses the same elliptical everyday and will ask people to move off it if they are on it before she gets there, she also must have the t.v. in front of her on the station she chooses while having the big fan blowing whether it's on her or someone else, it just must be on. She is known for being very rude to people but she doesn't seem to realize the fucked up things she says, literally every regular in the gym that comes in around the time she is here has more then one story about her being a major stuck up bitch.

well....you should sit on "her" elliptical and refuse to move. also rip a nasty fart when you say no to her.

sounds like a real fucking girl.