naw...im not a kiss ass...im the type of kid who thinks its funny to call his parents by their first name sin puublic just to make them embarrased; not even to be a dick...hahah. me and my dad were golfing yesterday, and i could tell the guys who were playing with us were really conservative..so while my dad is putting i say " hey, ( "insert my dads first name"), hurry the fuck up!!!" and he just starts laughing...the other guys were just in awe and disbelief that i would say that. they of ocurse didnt know i was joking; but my dad is so used to my sense of humor that he got the joke already; assuming they did too....about three holes later the guy asks how ald i am, and asks what i lift eights for, whether i play football or not...and while my dad is explaining to him that i want to be a bodybuilder...he says "yeah, hes a good kid" the guy says.. " oh yeah, besides him calling you by your first name hes a good kid" and my dad just gets soooo fuckin embarrassed. hahahahahahahaha. too me, it was classic.
but yeah.... i dont serve him chips in a cheer leading outfit.