Author Topic: OUCH! (Read 2264 times)

YoungBlood · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:38:29 PM »

He swings at something coming straight towards his face? Doesn't look like he's trying to get out of the way or block his face....

But yeah, I'm sure that hurt a bit.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:17:20 PM »

that is a legit cricket shot..its caled the hook shot designed for balls that pitch up exactly like that
..ya swivel on yourback foot and let em have it..and usually the ball ends up out of the ground if ya make contact at those speeds..

EXCEPT..you r getting a little cockey when ya attempt it with the fastest bowler in the world

YoungBlood · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:28:55 PM »

I have no idea what you just said. I don't follow cricket, I just know that when ANY object is coming towards my face at a high velocity (and that object is harder than J-Lo's ass), GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:34:55 PM »

fast..faaaaaaast!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:49:24 PM »

fuck, that sport looks piss easy. If a fucking paki is good at it then Americans would be legends!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:58:47 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on February 17, 2007, 02:49:24 PM

f**k, that sport looks piss easy. If a fucking paki is good at it then Americans would be legends!

american borns need gloves to be able to catch..

THIS is how cricketers do it...no gloves

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6437685842446666448&q=cricket+catch

PS lower the dose!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:00:31 PM »

ooo PS

America DOES have a cricket team..

they didn't qualify for the world cup last time cause the team got their ass handed to em by scotland and bangladesh $:-\$

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:31:46 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 17, 2007, 03:00:31 PM

ooo PS

America DOES have a cricket team..

they didn't qualify for the world cup last time cause the team got their ass handed to em by scotland and bangladesh $:-\$

If americans are so shit at cricket, why can't you make the national team?

Why do you glory seek and support pakistan? Why don't you support the US team?

You're just like the pakis in britain flying their paki flags during cricket world cup. They support pakistan because they're moderately decent, but when it comes to other sports... e.g. football you don't find so many of the grease balls supporting pakistan then!

Fucking cowards.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:39:43 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 03:31:46 AM

If americans are so shit at cricket, why can't you make the national team?

Why do you glory seek and support pakistan? Why don't you support the US team?

when it comes to cricket i'll always support the paki team..sorry..my loyalties lie with a team i grew up watching..

i'll support the nuking of NWFP to get rid of terrorists but when it comes to cricket ..that'll always be my team

you r a bitter little BITCH! ..and it shows..

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:40:39 AM »

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If americans are so shit at cricket, why can't you make the national team?

n oh..the American team is 80% pakistani guys

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:46:33 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 08:40:39 AM

n oh..the American team is 80% pakistani guys

How many pakis on the australian team?

Americans are cut out of the same stone as the Australians... so the potentials there.

Why not ask for trials on American team? If it's full of pakis' you'll be right at home.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:05:23 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 08:46:33 AM

How many pakis on the australian team?

Americans are cut out of the same stone as the Australians... so the potentials there.

Why not ask for trials on American team? If it's full of pakis' you'll be right at home.

no pakis on the aussie team..

why do you want me to join the american team?

do you even watch cric and know the rules? $:-\$

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:09:56 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 09:05:23 AM

no pakis on the aussie team..

why do you want me to join the american team?

do you even watch cric and know the rules? $:-\$

Huh? Why wouldn't YOU want to join the American team?

Yes and yes. Which country is responsible for the invention of cricket?

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:12:53 AM »

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Huh? Why wouldn't YOU want to join the American team?

1) the make shit for $ since cric is not an american sport

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Yes and yes. Which country is responsible for the invention of cricket?

England..still i dont think you know shit about cric or have actually played it

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:17:05 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 09:12:53 AM

..still i dont think you know shit about cric or have actually played it

Oh ffs

ok brother, whatever you want to think

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2007, 10:27:30 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 09:17:05 AM

Oh ffs

ok brother, whatever you want to think

i have never seen ya make single cric thread..or have any input on your own team... $:-\$

Fury · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2007, 10:29:35 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 09:12:53 AM

1) the make shit for $ since cric is not an american sport
England..still i dont think you know shit about cric or have actually played it

You barely make $60k a year and now it's a problem to make shit money?

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 09:17:05 AM

Oh ffs

ok brother, whatever you want to think

Pretty obvious Ol' Osama is one of those fans who knows the sport but can't play it to save his life.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2007, 11:54:10 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 10:27:30 AM

i have never seen ya make single cric thread..or have any input on your own team... $:-\$

Huh? Where's the logic here?

I watch cricket during certain tournaments. I rarely post about football - my first love, so your logic is flawed you sausage smoking fagtard.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 11:54:10 AM

Huh? Where's the logic here?

I watch cricket during certain tournaments. I rarely post about football - my first love, so your logic is flawed you sausage smoking fagtard.

its a match NOT a tournament..

if in a cric crowd ya used that word..you'd get laughed at.

in all honesty i could care less...

soo away BITCH!

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:38:19 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 12:18:16 PM

its a match NOT a tournament..

if in a cric crowd ya used that word..you'd get laughed at.

in all honesty i could care less...

soo away BITCH!

Yeah people would laugh at me for using the word trounament

If you loved cricket so much, you'd play for USA for the love of the game.

Do you think you're good enough to make the US squad?

Fury · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 12:38:19 PM

Yeah people would laugh at me for using the word trounament

If you loved cricket so much, you'd play for USA for the love of the game.

Do you think you're good enough to make the US squad?

It's pretty obvious he doesn't play. He's one of those armchair fans.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 18, 2007, 12:38:19 PM

Do you think you're good enough to make the US squad?

10 yrs ago..yes

now..

no..

Fury · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:45:52 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on February 18, 2007, 12:40:50 PM

10 yrs ago..yes

now..

no..

Wasn't that in the middle of your coke/meth addiction as you said? Are you sure that you playing cricket isn't just a figment of your cocaine riddled imagination?

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:53:58 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 18, 2007, 12:45:52 PM

Wasn't that in the middle of your coke/meth addiction as you said? Are you sure that you playing cricket isn't just a figment of your cocaine riddled imagination?

besides being ugly..you r also dumb..

one last time k..cokehead time ws betwee 5 and 3 yrs ago..