You could be right! But I will still more than likely drink something else with phosphaes, or risk gettin fat and dying of heart failure.
You're feelin' your OATS today, Chain. I LIKE that. Maybe it's BECAUSE
of the phosphates you consume in soda pop. Still, I'd prefer you drink
Emergen-C or Perrier flavored with REAL lime. To help keep YOU real.
Besides, a man like you deserves THE BEST. P.S. You will never be fat, and
your heart will never fail.