How bout this for a wikipedia entry?
Professor Dr. Derek Anthony, Ph.D. obtained his Ph.D. in English literature at Harvard University, with an emphasis on Shakespearean theater. He has taught at the Universities of Cambridge and Oxford, and has delivered prestigious lectures at the University of California, Berkeley, Princeton, and other prestigious venues. Apart from his research, Professor Anthony's academic interests include advanced abstract algebra, theoretical quantum physics, and classical music. Professor Anthony is an avid violinist, and he has reconstructed and re-written a long lost Beethoven violin sonata. A towering figure of epic scholarly proportions, Professor Anthony has advised numerous presidents on cultural affairs. He continues to hold a very pivotal role in American academia.
