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I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« on: February 19, 2007, 04:30:51 AM »
Title catchy enough?  ;D

True story. Was in the gym and looked on the floor to get my towel. Low and behold I saw a magazine article/ad for this product that had one of those steroid names. Not even sure what it does, but I chuckled due to the name. If it was a steroid/anabolic, you think they'd be advertising it in a magazine? Some dude probably ripped it out and said to his 14 yr old friend "hey man, let's get some tribulonabolic-4000 and get huge like Cutler! But don't tell our mums, ok, this shit could get us in trouble with the cops!"  ;D

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2007, 04:37:08 AM »
14 year's old falling for ads?

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 04:38:46 AM »
14 year's old falling for ads?

That's just the suspected part. I dunno what the ad was doing there.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2007, 04:43:26 AM »
That's just the suspected part. I dunno what the ad was doing there.

They are all over the german Flex and M&F.

All kinds of dubious PH and designer steroid ads.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2007, 05:29:19 AM »
They are all over the german Flex and M&F.

All kinds of dubious PH and designer steroid ads.

What's a designer steroid? Like a pro hormone? I've heard ph's do work (like a steroid), but I don't think they're legal.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2007, 06:01:14 AM »
What's a designer steroid? Like a pro hormone? I've heard ph's do work (like a steroid), but I don't think they're legal.

PH are crap.

Whereas PH need to convert to a hormone, designer steroids are stroids that can be marketed due to loopholes in the law.

Designer steroids are:

1-Testosterone
Methyl-1-Tesotsterone
Methyl-Dien
M4ohn (aka Methyl-4OH-Nandrolon)
Superdrol (aka 17aa Masteron)
FiniGenX Magnum (19-Norandrosta-4, 9 diene-3-,17-dione, basically Methyl-Dien without the 17aa)
Madol/DMT/ErgoMax (Desoxymethyltestosteron)
Havoc (2alpha,3alpha-epithio-17alpha-methyl-17beta-hydroxy-5alpha-androstan, aka Mepitiostane ; see also http://cancerres.aacrjournals.org/cgi/reprint/37/12/4408)


Nearly all of these Bullshit "supplements" (beware! these are full blown steroids!) are based on the book by Julius Vida, written 1969  (!!!) called Androgens and Anabolic Agents.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2007, 06:23:11 AM »
Those names look like steroids to me.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2007, 06:32:04 AM »
Those names look like steroids to me.

Idiot. Did you read my post?

These are steroids.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2007, 06:34:40 AM »
Idiot. Did you read my post?

These are steroids.

DOH! I wonder how they can be marketted legally. Probably since the molecular make-up isn't exactly to what's banned on some list.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2007, 06:41:57 AM »
DOH! I wonder how they can be marketted legally. Probably since the molecular make-up isn't exactly to what's banned on some list.

Where are you from?

This is not to mock you, but it seems you don't know much about US law making.


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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2007, 06:44:11 AM »
Where are you from?

This is not to mock you, but it seems you don't know much about US law making.



Australia, so I don't follow US law.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2007, 06:50:23 AM »
Australia, so I don't follow US law.
Oh ok, so nevermind that.

How's the weather, mate?

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2007, 09:50:20 AM »
Title catchy enough?  ;D

Some dude probably ripped it out and said to his 14 yr old friend "hey man, let's get some tribulonabolic-4000 and get huge like Cutler! But don't tell our mums, ok, this shit could get us in trouble with the cops!"  ;D


LOL probably right thats funny

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2007, 10:09:33 AM »
Hahahah thats good. I need to get some of the trenbolgne

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2007, 10:11:11 AM »
PH are crap.

Whereas PH need to convert to a hormone, designer steroids are stroids that can be marketed due to loopholes in the law.

Designer steroids are:

1-Testosterone
Methyl-1-Tesotsterone
Methyl-Dien
M4ohn (aka Methyl-4OH-Nandrolon)
Superdrol (aka 17aa Masteron)
FiniGenX Magnum (19-Norandrosta-4, 9 diene-3-,17-dione, basically Methyl-Dien without the 17aa)
Madol/DMT/ErgoMax (Desoxymethyltestosteron)
Havoc (2alpha,3alpha-epithio-17alpha-methyl-17beta-hydroxy-5alpha-androstan, aka Mepitiostane ; see also http://cancerres.aacrjournals.org/cgi/reprint/37/12/4408)


Nearly all of these Bullshit "supplements" (beware! these are full blown steroids!) are based on the book by Julius Vida, written 1969  (!!!) called Androgens and Anabolic Agents.

Do those designer steroids work?

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2007, 10:15:49 AM »
Do those designer steroids work?

If you are keen on taking ethylated steroids that have NEVER seen a lab, testing or any kind of medical standards, go for it.

These steroids are as safe to take as drinking gasoline.

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2007, 10:17:36 AM »
yeah they work but the side effect to gains ratio is probably 1:1. Havoc is supposed to be milder but all of these are so new there's really no way to officially tell.

Remember - all these designer "supplements" were originally passed over by drug companies because they were considered too harsh or ineffective for mass use...and this is a DRUG company thinking this  ;D

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2007, 06:54:59 PM »
Oh ok, so nevermind that.

How's the weather, mate?

Better than in the US. ;D How's the weather in Europe?

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Re: I saw an ad for TENOBOLONEONE at the GYM TODAY!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2007, 10:26:17 AM »
Better than in the US. ;D How's the weather in Europe?

shitty. rainy and cold.  :-\