Author Topic: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!! (Read 15987 times)

Cap · « **Reply #100 on:** February 22, 2007, 01:06:11 PM »

From what I have heard, Derek is the kinda guy that would a guy in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #101 on:** February 22, 2007, 02:35:34 PM »

Well you heard wrong... Derek is a total bottom... He said so himself in a dirty PM offering his whorish sexual favors to me, which I declined, and which I shudder to publish here.

We have to keep explaining to Derek that unlike him, the rest of us are not members of the Society for the Adoration of the Penis.

Cap · « **Reply #102 on:** February 22, 2007, 03:59:44 PM »

So Columbus, are you saying that DA can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and still have the energy to Pork Private Pyle?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #103 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:02:58 PM »

Yes, precisely! Where is the diseased cumwhore tonite? He should come on here and get raped again... after all, isn't that his thing?!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #104 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:03:37 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:02:58 PM

Yes, precisely! Where is the diseased cumwhore tonite? He should come on here and get raped again... after all, isn't that his thing?!

hahahaha, you can't rape the willing and Derek fuccking loves the cock!!!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #105 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:04:36 PM »

I wish spotter would give him a call and tell him we're throwing him yet another party tonite on Getbig!!!

Dballn247 · « **Reply #106 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:12:32 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 22, 2007, 04:03:37 PM

hahahaha, you can't rape the willing and Derek fuccking loves the cock!!!

Instant Classic.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #107 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Dballn247 on February 22, 2007, 04:12:32 PM

Instant Classic.

hahahahah, when Derek's parents found out he was doing gay for pay he said, "shit, this is the "job" of my dreams, i'm getting paid to do something i'd do for free"

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #108 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:26:48 PM »

You don't know the half of it... his dad and uncles immediately asked for discount coupons...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #109 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:27:41 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:26:48 PM

You don't know the half of it... his dad and uncles immediately asked for discount coupons...

shit, he'd been blowing them for years already.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #110 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:29:07 PM »

Yeah derek always gives blowjobs for free, hell it's free food! He gets his protein straight from the tap!

It's the hershey tunnel of gay love that he rents out...

His 3 uncles got a special deal, whereby they could tag team him as he wore his mother's apron, for the price of one!!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #111 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:35:34 PM »

Lord I apologize for that there, and please be with the pygmies down in New Guinea.

Amen.

Cap · « **Reply #112 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:44:17 PM »

Something tells me Derek is only joining NYPD to get the official police night stick because it is that hardest black phalic object to yet enter his brown eye and he wants play "just the tip" with his maglite, just to see how the ribbed exterior feels.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #113 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:45:55 PM »

Hhaahahahaaa yeah he hopes the partner he is assigned is a big black man (dare I say it, an ebony mountain of muscle) who is very well endowed... Derek's fantasy is to have his hershey tunnel of gay love ravaged by just such a man!!!

Cap · « **Reply #114 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:48:52 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:45:55 PM

Hhaahahahaaa yeah he hopes the partner he is assigned is a big black man (dare I say it, an ebony mountain of muscle) who is very well endowed... Derek's fantasy is to have his hershey tunnel of gay love ravaged by just such a man!!!

Yes, he's patiently awaiting those long nights alone with his partner in the cruiser parked in Chinatown where his Ebony partner will maneuver his man meat in and out of Derek's hershey highway and then ask for a transfer with no notice.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #115 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:51:06 PM »

Derek would be crushed...

Derek would make a terrible cop... He would hand over his taser and handcuffs to the suspect he's trying to arrest and yell "who's my daddy? don't taser my sensitive nipples"...

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #116 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:52:35 PM »

Another tender PM from Derek:

you come near man and ill punch you in your fucking face you pussy !

AAAWWWWW DEREK YOU'RE SO SWEEEEETTT

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #117 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:54:30 PM »

Yet another one... two in the space of one minute:

"dude shut the fuck up post a pic of what you look like. but you wont cause you know what i look like. yo ucome near me and do anythign dumb i will knock you out fag.... go stalk someone else"

Derek, I wouldn't come near you for fear of catching the HIV, and because the stench of old man cock on your breath is so intense...

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #118 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:04:14 PM »

My third tender love note of the night from Derek:

"
fuck you #### come up to me at the arnold and ill kick the fucking shit out of you !

your a little bitch

i cant wait for soemoen from here actually says im from getibg and i talk shit aobut you and my name is so and so. im going to kick the crap out of them. listening to all the false rumors and lies you guys pist !

word to the wise im a time bomb ready to go off on one of you fuckign pussys !

i dare you"

Cap · « **Reply #119 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:08:58 PM »

Ah, it seems that Derek found his new man crush. Spotter out, Columbus in. And by in I mean he wants your Baby Batter basted all over his face, much like a turkey before Thanksgiving dinner. What a sick fuck. I wonder if he ripping off his wig as we speak.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #120 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:09:15 PM »

Quote from: derekanthony on February 22, 2007, 05:07:21 PM

fuck you and fuck jesus

Cap · « **Reply #121 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:12:57 PM »

You think Derek will know who I am when I wear my spotter shirt with the Hair Club For ~~Gays~~ Men logo on it? I think he will set the fire alrams off with a meltdown of epic proportions, but I'm always the optimist.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #122 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:16:25 PM »

I am beginning to think that Derek is possessed by Satan:

"go fuck your mother and die and burn in hell mother fucker ! come up to me at the arnold and ill stick your bible up your ass you fucking pussy"

Cap · « **Reply #123 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:17:57 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 05:16:25 PM

I am beginning to think that Derek is possessed by Satan:

"go fuck your mother and die and burn in hell mother fucker ! come up to me at the arnold and ill stick your bible up your ass you fucking pussy"

He's moved past phalic and onto rectangular objects? Impressive. He is one talented Pillow Biting Padawan.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #124 on:** February 22, 2007, 05:19:12 PM »

hahahahahaha he says "fuck jesus" then he says that I will burn in hell......