I have the older shuffle with the lanyard you wear like a necklace. It works out great because in my attempts to look massive, I usually wear 4-5 layers of shirts, so I can just tuck the shuffle under one of my layers. I have the video ipod too, but it either falls out of my pocket when I bench or gets crushed by the 160lb dumbbells when I rest them on my thunder thighs.
I still think the colored minis are the gayest. Nothing screams savage animal like a dude snorting and grunting up 405 with a lime green mini ipod. Gayer than a tubesteak and cheese at Jim's on South Street.
Special "30th Street Boyee" Ed