sure there could be a squad with a humble sars. maybe not "humble" in the traditional sense, how about "humble" as in "realistic". as soon as those pictures came out, it cast a shadow over EVERYTHING the guy's done. now instead of a big guy who has fun messing with people, he looks like an out of shape 35 year old who's bitter and jealous of anyone leaner, stronger, or more popular than him so he lashes out like a child.
see the "squad" has a goal, to flame and make fun of people and whatever else. the crew doesn't. we don't need an agenda or future goals, because we're not an "organization". you obviously have friends off the boards, do you guys have agendas? do you write out future goals and such? nah, you might say "hey let's go to the movies on friday" or "that asshole fucked my girlfriend let's annihilate his car", but there's no leader dictating the direction the group as a whole moves, you dig?
if you want to boil it down to fundamentals, the "squad" treats itself like a military squadron, the crew treats itself like a group of friends. hence the terms used to label each. you guys might "need" a leader, we sure as shit don't.
Since you seem to be serious...
True, Sarcasm has owned more tiny tits than the training bra section at Wal-Mart but he's never made any outrageous claims about himself.
Yes, I do write down life goals to make sure my ass stays on fucking target. That's the only way to check myself, a person has to ask on occasion: "Are my actions and goals consistent?"
You wrote you guys are friends but there were a lot of personal messages and communications posted over the past few days. Every single time someone was called out on it the answer was pretty much "this is on-line how can you think this is a real friendship?". I asked someone on MSN what was going on in real life... crickets chirped, LOL!
Need a leader? No, but SF united The Owning Squad with a singular goal... the total and utter destruction of tiny tits

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A few of you collaborating about leaving The Squad with PM, e-mail and MSN still shows that someone was organizing things behind the lines. Could be you, Alex, SSBG or whoever. Either way, not naming a leader doesn't mean someone isn't pulling the strings. Any of them could have freely left The Squad without making a fuss, a few of them actively petitioned (by crushing tiny tits, repeated Squad friendly posts and PMs) for Squad membership.
With an exception or two, The Squad is stronger for having some people leave. Plus, spicing thigs up made the V board more popular than ever. It was a win win situation.
Most of the animosity between Squad/crew is gone, where do you guys go now? See my point about the upcoming gay jokes?

Even if you don't see my point you will soon, LOL!