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The True Adonis

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MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« on: February 22, 2007, 07:28:07 AM »
I know a great new supplement line coming out that I am promoting


Placebo-Tech!

Yes! Placebo Tech!

With the introductory price of 19.95 Placebo-Tech will be offered in a 20 gallon jug with a free shaker cup! Our scientifically patened formula will increase hypertrophy via a sucrose transport system. Placebo-Tech is formulated with molecules made of 12 atoms of carbon, 22 of hydrogen, and 11 of oxygen.
The carbon atoms are arranged in two rings, joined at one point through
a connection made of one of the oxygen atoms.

Other Supplement companies want you to pay upwards of 79.95, 69.95 for the type of gains!

But Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you act NOW, Placebo-Tech will also include a travel cooler and oatmeal storing bin for all you bodybuilders on the go at the Expos and at your friends birthday party`s where it is forbidded that you eat cake and burgers! YES! These are free gifts!

And if you act in the next five minutes, we will also include a special attatchment to your faucet, that rinses beef. The new Space-Age design fits ergonomically on any faucet and is perfect for Rinsing the Calories away!

Placebo-Tech for only 19.95, is the answer for guaranteed results!
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 07:33:22 AM »
Damn, that was some funny shit.  The name is witty. 
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 07:38:53 AM »
That was actually pretty funny
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 07:40:42 AM »
Well it matches your diet strategy:  they are both bullshit. ;D
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 07:41:35 AM »
I'm thinking whenever a junk supplement comes out from now on, it's gonna receive the "Placebo-Tech" label pretty quick.

Placebo-Tech!
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 07:51:16 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 22, 2007, 07:41:35 AM
I'm thinking whenever a junk supplement comes out from now on, it's gonna receive the "Placebo-Tech" label pretty quick.

Placebo-Tech!

better print out a lot of those Placebo_Tech labels in bulk, as they should go on about 9 out of 10 supplements bottles.
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 07:53:24 AM »
oatmeal storing bin...Classic... ;D
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 07:58:45 AM »
Quote from: T-Bag on February 22, 2007, 07:52:08 AM
Which is it Adam $19.99 or $19.95?  Cause I'll pay $19.95 but $19.99? forget it!
I got on to Advertising about the misprint sorry!

It is only 19.95!

Yes

19.95!

Don`t forget to act now!
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 07:59:36 AM »
Quote from: Darth Muscle on February 22, 2007, 07:40:42 AM
Well it matches your diet strategy:  they are both bullshit. ;D

You should open up your own dojo.  You know, so you can teach people how to fight.  ::)
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 08:12:23 AM »
Wahaha!!  Excellent, where can I get it?  Is it better than steroids?
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 08:15:48 AM »
Hey ta can i stack it with Red Powder that does absolutley nothing-tech to maximize gains?
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 08:30:16 AM »
i've heard about this and i'm tempted to try some. anyone have good results? FYI i'm trying to build muscle while burning a little fat.  i also dont want to get "too big" or look like some bodybuilding freak, just kind of cut it up you know. 

thanks in advance
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 08:42:26 AM »
You must have stayed up all night putting that post together.  It is funny though.  Good job.
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2007, 08:45:20 AM »
Who is your posterboy ...
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2007, 08:46:36 AM »
Quote from: ButtonMan on February 22, 2007, 08:45:20 AM
Who is your posterboy ...
Hahah yeah adonis. You have to have a marketable face for these products. Might i suggest this guy?
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2007, 09:06:06 AM »
I believe MT owns the Placebo-Tech rights (or at least everyone of their products is based on this idea).
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2007, 10:10:53 AM »
What are you calling your protein.  Your calorie is a calorie theory fits your protien product perfectly.
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2007, 11:41:34 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 22, 2007, 07:28:07 AM
I know a great new supplement line coming out that I am promoting


Placebo-Tech!

Yes! Placebo Tech!

With the introductory price of 19.95 Placebo-Tech will be offered in a 20 gallon jug with a free shaker cup! Our scientifically patened formula will increase hypertrophy via a sucrose transport system. Placebo-Tech is formulated with molecules made of 12 atoms of carbon, 22 of hydrogen, and 11 of oxygen.
The carbon atoms are arranged in two rings, joined at one point through
a connection made of one of the oxygen atoms.

Other Supplement companies want you to pay upwards of 79.95, 69.95 for the type of gains!

But Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you act NOW, Placebo-Tech will also include a travel cooler and oatmeal storing bin for all you bodybuilders on the go at the Expos and at your friends birthday party`s where it is forbidded that you eat cake and burgers! YES! These are free gifts!

And if you act in the next five minutes, we will also include a special attatchment to your faucet, that rinses beef. The new Space-Age design fits ergonomically on any faucet and is perfect for Rinsing the Calories away!

Placebo-Tech for only 19.95, is the answer for guaranteed results!

Classic  ;D
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2007, 11:44:58 AM »
HAHAHA nice one Adam
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2007, 11:46:30 AM »


She's not bad.

Can you introduce me?
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2007, 11:46:47 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 22, 2007, 07:33:22 AM
Damn, that was some funny shit.  The name is witty. 


Always straight honesty outta Rob's mouth, awesome bro!  ;D
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The True Adonis

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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2007, 03:38:25 PM »
This thing is Flying off the Shelves!
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2007, 03:40:38 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 22, 2007, 03:38:25 PM
This thing is Flying off the Shelves!

haha the sad thing is just about all supplements have the same effect as that would, and many guys on this board are using them.   ;D
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2007, 03:41:40 PM »
Good Lord Adonis! How much spare time do you have ???
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Re: MY NEW SUPPLEMENT LINE!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2007, 03:50:22 PM »
'Placebo-Tech', haha i dont like you but this thread was pretty good
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