Yeah, I hear the State Penitentiary has network television piped into its common areas - so yes, he'll see the Olympics alright, but he'll watch the track and field events on the bobbing up motion between LAMAR WASHINGTON'S MILK CHOCOLATE THIGHS on Cellblock C!
Tommy my man, you are friggin dreamin' - they won't let him out on principle and on the fact that he has a bad past. I realize you may think of things differently, given your own experience with records, etc., but I have to say, this is a WHOLE lot different than some aberrant trip across Lincoln Blvd on a skateboard, my man!
He's not fit to get out, and you, I, and everyone else who has ever known him, along with whatever jury is selected, will feel the same. He is going down, brother.
