Hahahahah yes Dan18... when the surgeon sees Xpac "walk" through the door, all he can say is "oh well, another one for the lost & found ass box"
But seriously though does your ass bleed at regular intervals?
Does your boyfriend buffgoddes violate you when he gets home at night after drinking with his coal miner buddies?
Do you spend hours in the shower trying to scrub off the shame?