Hobart IN.....makes me proud to be a HOOSIER. 
I agree with Camel Jockey...he had to have dropped some acid or something...nobody is that dumb.
Oh, you'd be surprised.
When I worked at Bell Labs, a cleaning lady was busted for writing a check out of the facility President's checkbook (He apparently had left it in his desk).
She wrote the check straight to herself... Name and everything.
That HAS to be just as stupid.