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Darren Avey

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"Ive just started doing MMA!"
« on: March 01, 2007, 03:20:44 PM »
So many guys i over hear at the gym say "yeh i dont just lift weights, ive started MMA now too!"
Ive heard it 3 times this week alone!

As they say Everyones a cage fighter!
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 03:21:33 PM »
More gyms should have cages so guys would have to verify their claims.
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 03:23:02 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 01, 2007, 03:21:33 PM
More gyms should have cages so guys would have to verify their claims.

99% of these people couldn't tell the different between a kimura and an armbar. It's a well-known fact that 100% of the TUF retards infesting these gyms in their Tap-Out gear don't know jack shit.
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 03:29:54 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 01, 2007, 03:23:02 PM
99% of these people couldn't tell the different between a kimura and an armbar. It's a well-known fact that 100% of the TUF retards infesting these gyms in their Tap-Out gear don't know jack shit.

Hey! there's nothing wrong with TapouT gear! :)
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Sir William Idol

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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 03:35:26 PM »
in fact just yesteday there was a 210lb 30% bodyfat shaved head warrior in the gym wearing a TapOut shirt that was torn at the neck, undoubtedly from a harrowing battle against a worthy opponent.  he must have DiDi 7'd out the blood stains though, because all i could see were pit stains.
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 03:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 01, 2007, 03:35:26 PM
in fact just yesteday there was a 210lb 30% bodyfat shaved head warrior in the gym wearing a TapOut shirt that was torn at the neck, undoubtedly from a harrowing battle against a worthy opponent.  he must have DiDi 7'd out the blood stains though, because all i could see were pit stains.

Man I think I know the guy you're talking about.  Its funny I see all these 160lb kids talking and acting like they know how to fight just because they watch UFC or pride. 
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 03:37:52 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 01, 2007, 03:35:26 PM
in fact just yesteday there was a 210lb 30% bodyfat shaved head warrior in the gym wearing a TapOut shirt that was torn at the neck, undoubtedly from a harrowing battle against a worthy opponent.  he must have DiDi 7'd out the blood stains though, because all i could see were pit stains.

OMG!!! they still make Didi 7 ??!?! I remember the infomercials when I was a kid!!!

btw. if you really want the world to know you're a badass..

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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 03:38:22 PM »
Quote from: dragonheart on March 01, 2007, 03:37:23 PM
Man I think I know the guy you're talking about.  Its funny I see all these 160lb kids talking and acting like they know how to fight just because they watch UFC or pride. 

Blame it on TUF. Not that it's bad. Any growth for MMA is good. You won't see these clowns at a school/club learning how to fight anyway.
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 03:39:27 PM »
Or there's the kids who get together with their friends and wrestle/grope each other and call that their MMA class. Haha, technically they are doing MMA, doesn't mean they'll be the least bit good at it.
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Sir William Idol

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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 03:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 01, 2007, 03:37:52 PM
OMG!!! they still make Didi 7 ??!?! I remember the infomercials when I was a kid!!!

btw. if you really want the world to know you're a badass..



hahah, yes!!! i originally posted that on the v board, found it on ebay.  its kind of a blessing in disguise that they make these.... that way i know to walk across the street when i see such an intimidating presence coming down the block.
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 04:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on March 01, 2007, 03:20:44 PM
So many guys i over hear at the gym say "yeh i dont just lift weights, ive started MMA now too!"
Ive heard it 3 times this week alone!

As they say Everyones a cage fighter!

which arts have you studied?

you training for a fight?
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 05:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on March 01, 2007, 03:20:44 PM
So many guys i over hear at the gym say "yeh i dont just lift weights, ive started MMA now too!"
Ive heard it 3 times this week alone!

As they say Everyones a cage fighter!

Fun stuff, I've been doing it for a couple of years, great for conditioning!
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 05:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 01, 2007, 05:07:06 PM
Fun stuff, I've been doing it for a couple of years, great for conditioning!

which arts?
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 05:23:30 PM »
Quote from: monstercalves on March 01, 2007, 05:13:05 PM
which arts?


Boxing, kickboxing, wrestling and jiu-jitsu

This is the school

http://www.fightschool.com/Home.html
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 05:28:18 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 01, 2007, 05:23:30 PM
Boxing, kickboxing, wrestling and jiu-jitsu

This is the school

http://www.fightschool.com/Home.html

Cool, I've been doing MA on and off since I was 12.. started with Karate (like most kids) took a few years off (late teens) and then resumed with boxing, muay thai, jiu jitsu and systema
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2007, 05:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 01, 2007, 05:28:18 PM
Cool, I've been doing MA on and off since I was 12.. started with Karate (like most kids) took a few years off (late teens) and then resumed with boxing, muay thai, jiu jitsu and systema


Yeah, it's cool stuff, when I was younger, I spent about 14 years doing SanSoo then stopped and within the last couple of years or so doing this!
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2007, 05:31:17 PM »
bujinkan budo taijutsu


wonderful art!
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2007, 05:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on March 01, 2007, 03:20:44 PM
So many guys i over hear at the gym say "yeh i dont just lift weights, ive started MMA now too!"
Ive heard it 3 times this week alone!

As they say Everyones a cage fighter!

LOL
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2007, 06:07:07 PM »
I have a shirt that says "he says he's a cage fighter" with arrows in both direction.

it's perfect for the gym.
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2007, 06:08:35 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on March 01, 2007, 06:07:07 PM
I have a shirt that says "he says he's a cage fighter" with arrows in both direction.

it's perfect for the gym.

LOL.....I'm no cage fighter, I do it for conditioning and fun!!
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2007, 06:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 01, 2007, 06:08:35 PM
LOL.....I'm no cage fighter, I do it for conditioning and fun!!

Don't you have bad knees and hips? How the hell do you wrestle?
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2007, 06:13:52 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 01, 2007, 06:10:00 PM
Don't you have bad knees and hips? How the hell do you wrestle?

Jeez, I'm not cripple, I still do sprints and bleachers twice a week!!
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2007, 06:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 01, 2007, 06:13:52 PM
Jeez, I'm not cripple, I still do sprints and bleachers twice a week!!
are you still coming to az for spring training?
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2007, 06:21:36 PM »
There is NOTHING worse than these idiots who think they are MMA guys that now infest gyms.  They head upstairs, pale as a ghost and flabby as hell, head shaved, hooded sweatshirt on, weak as shit, read to beat on a bag for about 30 seconds (all they can manage in the shape they are in) and then roll on the floor for a little while.  An hour or so of this and then 15 minutes of lifting light weights and they are toast. 

I'm wondering what has created all of these losers?  I'm thinking these are bullies who never grew up or guys that have bonded with MMA because you don't have to be a great athlete or really strong to do it.  It's perfect for some newbie who's weak as hell but still wants to feel like a bad ass.  It's also perfect for someone with shitty genes who wants to feel superior to others in some way.

These MMA wannabe gym rat clowns need a creative nickname....
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Re: "Ive just started doing MMA!"
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2007, 06:23:07 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on March 01, 2007, 06:14:36 PM
are you still coming to az for spring training?

We're going to try, but since I coach my son's Pony team it might be difficult, we're getting a couple of bi-weeks during the season so maybe then, but we have to do it quick the MLB season starts April 1st!
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