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Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« on: March 05, 2007, 03:24:50 AM »
I don't see how Bluto can't be a woman, or at least, a woman trapped in the body of a man that looks like that of a 11 year old schoolgirl, with slightly less muscularity. All Bluto does is

1) Stick up for fags,

2) Call all the metrosexual queers in Hollywood 'Hunk' or 'God' or 'Stud',

3) Doesn't workout, apart from doing core workouts on the swiss ball

4) Loves making long threads about what actresses are going to wear in the Academy awards etc

5) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES sucking cock

6) Hates guys and meltsdown at the drop of a hat without fail, 2-3 days every month

7) Laughs at guys like Groink or MoS or myself who lift heavy, saying heavy weights will ruin your body (which is what my grandma also used to say)

etc etc etc

Discuss this nasty little pee whore.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 03:27:53 AM »
4) Loves making long threads about what actresses are going to wear in the Academy awards etc..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaahahaha this sentence actaully made me laugh my ass off..ahhhhhhhhha

Thanks, but you're still banned from the V, you piece of shit. Adios 8)

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 06:42:18 AM »
this was theorized a little while back, and i think it stands. just pay attention to the way bluto talks, it's a hell of a lot more like the girls around here than the guys. and actually, if bluto IS a woman, that makes her a lot more tolerable because at least it makes sense.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2007, 08:53:17 AM »
Thanks, but you're still banned from the V, you piece of shit. Adios 8)

That was his best pucker up!  That's cold shit Kiwi.  Southern Island lad?

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 08:56:29 AM »
That was his best pucker up!  That's cold shit Kiwi.  Southern Island lad?

Nah, I'm an Aucklander 8)

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2007, 08:59:12 AM »
He whines like one, that's for sure.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2007, 09:10:08 AM »
Nah, I'm an Aucklander 8)

Get yourself to Aus one day.  We'll throw another injun on the barbie for ya.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2007, 09:18:16 AM »
Get yourself to Aus one day.  We'll throw another injun on the barbie for ya.

I lived in Brisbane for nearly 6 years - I'm totally in love with Australia! Didn't realise you were an aussie mate.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2007, 10:03:48 AM »
Bluto isn't a woman, he just happens to have a huge pussy.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2007, 10:12:15 AM »
Bluto looking good at the AC (with Rhino) 8)

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2007, 10:31:04 AM »
Bluto looking good at the AC (with Rhino) 8)

No way that's Bluto....that kid with Jack is twice Bluto's size and nowhere near as queer.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2007, 01:38:28 PM »
Blewto said she prefers the cock as long as:

theyre - fat - short and bald.
that's all.


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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2007, 01:32:27 AM »
I lived in Brisbane for nearly 6 years - I'm totally in love with Australia! Didn't realise you were an aussie mate.


Nah, there's no Aussies in Aus anymore.  We're all imports here.  Soon we'll have Pauline Hanson up a tree where we can poke her with sticks for fun.

I work with a kiwi.  The guy is fvcking certifiable.  :D

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2007, 02:27:33 AM »
Nah, there's no Aussies in Aus anymore.  We're all imports here.  Soon we'll have Pauline Hanson up a tree where we can poke her with sticks for fun.

I work with a kiwi.  The guy is fvcking certifiable.  :D

Hahahaha yeah stick it to that fat, ugly and disgusting pig Hanson. BTW, I too am an import - I'm not Kiwi by birth, although I consider myself one now 8)

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2007, 03:33:24 AM »
Blewto is def a bitch, he probably bakes just for fun in his free time. Anyone remember 'The Empire', HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking joke, Blewto has been against the V since day one and has failed at both taking it over and getting it removed.
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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2007, 06:21:21 AM »
Are you guys suggesting that Bluto likes the high hard one up the brown eye while sipping decaf soy latte's?

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2007, 11:28:16 AM »
Bluto isn't a woman, but says he does enjoy wearing a french maid outfit and giving his husband oral sex a minimum of twice a day while listening to Josh Groban. 

Okay, maybe he is a woman.

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Re: Is Bluto a woman????????????????????
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2007, 11:35:25 AM »
Are you guys suggesting that Bluto likes the high hard one up the brown eye while sipping decaf soy latte's?

Only back when he was 7 years old, HB. Nowadays, he openly brags about how he doesn't even feel anything lesser than three 11"plus-ers triple Ping him 8)