ne one ne idead so skint for next few weeks. i get paid monthly and the club i bounce at is only aenough to keep me eating and able to travel to from work uni etc.
neone ne good ideas where i can get money quickly. as long as it aint very illegal
Get the email addresses of about 20,000 people. Separate them into 2 groups of 10,000. To the first group, tell them you're a Stockbroker and you'll be giving them free tips for the next 4 weeks at the rate of 1 a week. And tell them that the stock of some company's going to go down and that they'll need to dump their shares. To the other group of 10,000, tell them the same thing about the free tips and then tell them that the stock is going to go up and that they should buy shares.
At the end of the week, if the stock did go up, reject the first group of 10,000 and split the remaining into 2 groups of 5,000. Do the same every week for 4 weeks. In the end, you'll be left with a core group of 1250, to whom you'd have given 4 free, correct tips. Tell them that your services will no longer be free from now on and that you'll need a deposit of xxxxx amount. When they all forward you the money, leave town and go settle down in a non-extradition country
BTW, even for texting, your English is downright atrocious.