Why the interest in strip clubs? It's nothing but a big dick tease. I love it when dudes want to go to a strip club and think they have a shot of getting laid or taking the strippers home. You need A LOT of money for the ones willing. You can't touch the women without some douchebag 10 dollar an hour bouncer threatening to toss you out of the place. I'm not talking about groping the bitch, either. I'm talking about just putting a hand on her fucking thigh while she's dry humping you. The higher end clubs are like that in MD and they suck. Canadian strip clubs are pretty good though.
But it's so phony the way the girls act towards you just to get a couple of bucks. They act like you're the only dude in the club with their bullshit lines and then they're saying the same shit 5 minutes later to some fat momo two seats down from you. Better off getting an escort.