Dan18's mom is so............................

[The Squadfather]

black that the bitch has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from biting her fingers, discuss.

[benjamin pearson]

when she eats pancakes she says "dis sure am good" hahaha

[Tapeworm]

...stretched.

Pushing out that giant head - it'd be be like the ship at the beginning of Spaceballs that just...keeps...on...comi ng.

[dan18]

black that the bitch has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from biting her fingers, discuss.

shes so black she has to smile at night while crossing the street to avoid being hit by a car..

[The Squadfather]

shes so black she has to smile at night while crossing the street to avoid being hit by a car..

hahahahahaha, bitch is so black i tried to shoot her but the bullet came back to me and said, "i can't find the bitch".

[dan18]

hahahahahaha, bitch is so black i tried to shoot her but the bullet came back to me and said, "i can't find the bitch".

shes so black night time is jealous..

[The Squadfather]

shes so black night time is jealous..

she's so black that when she stands in front of a white wall people think she's the hallway.

[JimmyTheFish]

so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal

[The Squadfather]

she's so black and her teeth are so yellow that she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

[JimmyTheFish]

she is soo black she bleeds smoke 

[dan18]

she pisses oil..

[kiwiol]

She is so black that if 'she' were a 'he' and had a 13" penis, Bluto would marry her/him

[dan18]

She is so black that if 'she' were a 'he' and had a 13" penis, Bluto would marry her/him

Im going to forget you posted something this lame.........




























forgotten..

[kiwiol]

Im going to forget you posted something this lame.........
forgotten..

LOL, good point! I'll try harder next time

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

dan18's momma is so black................ because having a son with a forehead the size of the empire state building was such a burden she drank 6 litres of petrol and covered herself in bbq gas and set herself alight to end it


ta ta

[dan18]

dan18's momma is so black................ because having a son with a forehead the size of the empire state building was such a burden she drank 6 litres of petrol and covered herself in bbq gas and set herself alight to end it


ta ta

You suck cock........what else needs to be said

[The Squadfather]

Forehead18's mom is so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

[The_Punisher]

Forehead18's mom is so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

That was funny squadfcuker.......