I hope, for my sake, you never meet my gf LOL!
Let's just say she has some embarrassing examples of my lacking bedside manner from work.
{LOL} I can imagine. ...some of it seeps into your writing.

Besides, I'm just trying to lighten up your droll Canadian life. It's cold up there, LOL!
Ya, it's pretty cold alright! We were at minus 30 the other day, ...but we have a warm front coming and the thermometer is suppose to go all the way up to minus 5 degrees by the weekend. I can hardly wait!

Plus i'm slightly pissed. we're throwing a huge shin dig in Vegas this weekend, and the lovely 60 day delays at our passport office means...they're partying in Vegas without me.

{sigh} There have been many a March holiday ruined by this new legislation requiring passports between our countries. The normal 7 - 10 days for your passport, has now turn into 60+ Right now Ontario is working out a compromise with new enhanced driver's licenses. The economic hit to all the border states is making the Feds want to talk.
And of course, ...our snowplows were out in force again... doing what they do best... Gotta love 'em


For you, I'd break out the KY warming mist. 
oooooh ...would you rub it in real slowly and very thoroughly?
