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« Reply #75 on: March 12, 2007, 02:05:13 AM »
Actually, it works with the bench because the chains fall on the floor.  With dips they dont reach the floor so all it is is extra weight. 

I guess it would depend on how long the chains are right?

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« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2007, 03:43:25 AM »
I guess it would depend on how long the chains are right?
did you watch the vid?

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« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2007, 06:13:57 AM »
I don't think there is anything Hardcore about a meathead throwing a 45lbs plate on the floor almost breaking his fcuking toe. that's just stupid and unnecessary
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« Reply #78 on: March 12, 2007, 06:16:48 AM »
I don't think there is anything Hardcore about a meathead throwing a 45lbs plate on the floor almost breaking his fcuking toe. that's just stupid and unnecessary

Meathead and stupid, yeah that's Jaymoore in a nutshell ...........

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« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2007, 06:45:28 AM »
hmm i was actually pretty excited when i heard branch was coming out with a video. after seeing that trailer, i sure as hell ain't gonna buy shyt. that was fukkin retarded. and i just lost a lot of respect for Warren.

I could not agree more.

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« Reply #80 on: March 12, 2007, 07:08:03 AM »
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« Reply #81 on: March 12, 2007, 07:28:19 AM »
Looks Sieeeeick!



(i ordered it)

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« Reply #82 on: March 12, 2007, 07:41:52 AM »
I don't know what everyones problem is. I think it looks pretty cool - a million times more interesting than monotone Jay and his wretched wife.

Adonis, why are you going on websites that are primarily about steroids? I thought Palumbo gave you all your 'information' ;)

well, maybe you are the target audience...someone who finds 'interesting' seeying a idiot (who is not even the major character of the dvd) throwing plates around like a child who got his candies stolen...
hardcore is Ronnie´s Unbelievable....A funny guy, having fun AND putting some big numbers really RAW...not this macho crap....


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« Reply #83 on: March 12, 2007, 07:46:52 AM »
Whats up with the dude throwing the plates around? I don't get it!

What Mr. I...you dont get it....Throwing weights around=Hardcore ::)

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« Reply #84 on: March 12, 2007, 08:03:34 AM »
I'm going to start throwing barbells around my gym. Hopefully I can break someone's leg or something along those lines!!!!

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« Reply #85 on: March 12, 2007, 08:04:51 AM »
I'm going to start throwing barbells around my gym. Hopefully I can break someone's leg or something along those lines!!!!

What if someone went to them and asked why he was throwing the weights...would his reply be..."BECAUSE WE'RE HARDCOOOOORE!!!!!!"

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« Reply #86 on: March 12, 2007, 08:06:28 AM »
What if someone went to them and asked why he was throwing the weights...would his reply be..."BECAUSE WE'RE HARDCOOOOORE!!!!!!"

Yes, by throwing a barbell at an inanimate object I will have asserted myself as the alpha male of the equipment!!!

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« Reply #87 on: March 12, 2007, 08:08:30 AM »
he should have thrown that 45lbs plate on his toes and that would have been more hardcore ;D ;D
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« Reply #88 on: March 12, 2007, 08:11:00 AM »
he should have thrown that 45lbs plate on his toes and that would have been more hardcore ;D ;D

Right...On pumping iron i think the most "hardcore" guy might have been lou and thats because he was screaming "ahnold...ahnond" but all the guys at the golds had great builds and there was no weight tossing goin on.

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« Reply #89 on: March 12, 2007, 08:22:41 AM »
Right...On pumping iron i think the most "hardcore" guy might have been lou and thats because he was screaming "ahnold...ahnond" but all the guys at the golds had great builds and there was no weight tossing goin on.



lol.....that was so fcuking hilarious hearing Lou screaming Ahnold...Ahnold...I have to admit Lou sounds like a big ass DUMMY ;D
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« Reply #90 on: March 12, 2007, 09:13:46 AM »
he should have thrown that 45lbs plate on his toes and that would have been more hardcore ;D ;D

It would be even more hardcore if, after dropping that plate on his foot, imediately he asked Branch to give a full kick right in his jimmy, a la Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butthead: "now kick me in the jimmy....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

That would be hardcore reinvented, hardcore taken to a new level.
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« Reply #91 on: March 12, 2007, 09:37:17 AM »
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Lol. so true.
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« Reply #92 on: March 12, 2007, 10:02:12 AM »
Rumour has it that there was a licensed executioner stationed by the squat rack.  If all reps for each set of squats were not completed the executioner was contracted to issue a fatal shot thus ending Branch's life.   Release forms were signed and notarized prior to each workout so as to conform with state and federal laws!  Now that's hardcore! 

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« Reply #93 on: March 12, 2007, 10:26:30 AM »
Rumour has it that there was a licensed executioner stationed by the squat rack.  If all reps for each set of squats were not completed the executioner was contracted to issue a fatal shot thus ending Branch's life.   Release forms were signed and notarized prior to each workout so as to conform with state and federal laws!  Now that's hardcore! 


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« Reply #94 on: March 12, 2007, 10:33:56 AM »
if there isnt:

 - vomit after heavy squats
 - eyes bleeding after heavy benches...


its not hardcore enough. And if Branch really wants to be even more hardcore, he should vomit on his trainning 'partner' to make even more RAW!
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« Reply #95 on: March 12, 2007, 10:36:14 AM »
if there isnt:

 - vomit after heavy squats
 - eyes bleeding after heavy benches...


its not hardcore enough. And if Branch really wants to be even more hardcore, he should vomit on his trainning 'partner' to make even more RAW!

Thats hella gross....but hardcore none the less.

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« Reply #96 on: March 12, 2007, 10:48:48 AM »
It would be even more hardcore if, after dropping that plate on his foot, imediately he asked Branch to give a full kick right in his jimmy, a la Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butthead: "now kick me in the jimmy....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

That would be hardcore reinvented, hardcore taken to a new level.


lol....right. there are a lot of things they can do to make their Vids truly hardcore. How about tying a 25lbs dumbbell to Branch's nutsack and attach eight 45lbs plates on his neck plus the chain, and have him doing Dips.....hahaha I would sure buy the video ;D ;D
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« Reply #97 on: March 12, 2007, 11:04:36 AM »
Tips for more 'brutal' scenes:

 - After putting chalk in hands, take a little and put on your mouth, for you to 'chew' while do Squats...(obs. If its the 'vomit' set the chalk will add 'rawness' to it)
 - Drop the plates ON your foot and legs...all the blood will scream 'savage workout!"
 - Do all Deadlifts, back workout WITHOUT gloves and straps...its only hardcore if your hands showing the flesh and bones!!!
 - Your 'post workout' drink should be creatine + beer + jack daniels + Gakic all together in a shake (if you really like the chalk taste, you can add it here too! the more raw, the better)
 
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« Reply #98 on: March 12, 2007, 11:05:29 AM »
Branch needs to do another training video but this time a planet fitness...Now that would be worth buying...

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« Reply #99 on: March 12, 2007, 11:12:33 AM »
Even though this isn't a bodybuilder, he did enter an online contest and lost.  I think he sucks more than anyone.  Even more than the Great Black One

Not the best structure for sure, what with that ultra-long waist but good conditioning. He needs to EAT MORE though for thge upper body desperately and get off that junk fod diet if he wants real muscle gains.