the aim chat was one of the funniest things i'd ever seen. this was pretty much how it went for about two hours:
magoo: adam, you emailed me palumbo's account password and asked for help bringing him down.
adonis: MAGOO YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SMELL
adonis: AND YOU ARE GAY
adonis: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE FAT AND SMELLY AND GAY
adonis: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE
adonis: FAT AND SMELLY AND GAY
magoo: that doesn't really have anything to do with this. why did you never post any lift videos, anyway?
adonis: I AM STRONGER THAN YOU I WON
adonis: AND YOU ARE STILL FAT AND SMELLY
adonis: AND YOU ARE CRAZY
repeat until i got a headache and stopped reading. not that he stopped typing.