What a beast!!!!!
I could try a funny mother comeback.
Like "yeah, it ain't easy gripping after fisting your mother for a whole night"
or perhaps,
"I know this is no excuse, but your mother ate her own shit (and blood) off of my fingers, so I guess the grip is a wee bit slippery..."
But you're funny and I'm not even gonna try to steal your sunshine.
Go ahead, "own" away.
Besides, I really need to improve my grip.
That can't be Hedge, BF. He isn't on his knees
Pretty funny IMO, better than BF's at least.
-Hedge